Ryan Swanson People
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
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Your closet is huge
Round and round we go
My face got eaten by her beauty
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Against the passive wall
It's going to last at least 12 hours
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Before she got beat
Not that couch
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Falling Backwards
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
I never really liked Disney World
blowpaper
Pattern design
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Tickle my peacock
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Still life with metro-sexual
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Drain
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You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Not implants, just a little boost
You need rodeo shoes for that
The natives have cell phones
Regretful nightmares
At Least It Doesn't Bite
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It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Tap
Tight places
Octo-man
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Work shoes
Reach around
Now take another one of me flexing
Not until we get to the other side
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I'm saving up for a car
Fat man at a two top
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The swelling will go down eventually
Someone has spoiled my dress
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She says they are original but I'm not so sure
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Dining room mating habits
Texting while crying
He also golfs a great game
New golf outfits
on purpose after the accident
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Without a red flag
Diamond back
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Stepping on toes
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
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Can't stop thinking about you
Jump squats in thongs
Even condos can crumble
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
I'm going to quit soon
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No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Chests with breasts
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
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Giddy up
I still like that single ladies video
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It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
What you do with the seashell is your business
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
He looks like my friend, Brian
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Wreck my neck
Banananas
I'm not going to let him know my name
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Sit-ups are for losers
Dogs have easy lives
Pattern design
I still like that single ladies video
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Houndstooth homer
Cape cod teenager
King-un-done
Knots of experience
Excellence is obedience
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Check out these abs
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Hold me down
Get your boobs out of my way
I'll wait until they are done
Who needs a permit
Fat girls have all the fun
Rebounding and other bad habits
I might be wrong
I think this used to be a sculpture
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Propellor feet
I don't want to know her name
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Put those between your legs and pull
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Enough, you mean not enough
Show up late leave early syndrome
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Energize your workout
Monument to a better future
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Hold the mayo
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Deep skin pearl necklace
Carousal
The new mall has an ice skating rink
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
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Puddle Hopper
These guns do trim
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Are you sure this isn't too big
It's old but someone will take it
Thats going to ruin your posture
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Middle management
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Lets table that for now
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It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Mile high club
Ya, but he can only do it two times
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I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
This won't hurt at all
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
I roll like that