Ryan Swanson People
P
Can't stop thinking about you
I'll wait until they are done
Against the passive wall
G
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Houndstooth homer
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Middle management
What you do with the seashell is your business
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Puddle Hopper
Before she got beat
Ya, but he can only do it two times
I
New golf outfits
Chests with breasts
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Your closet is huge
I still like that single ladies video
Not implants, just a little boost
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Pattern design
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
I might be wrong
I don't want to know her name
Deep skin pearl necklace
L
blowpaper
Excellence is obedience
U
Show up late leave early syndrome
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Round and round we go
It's drunk o'clock fattie
I'm not going to let him know my name
Diamond back
Sit-ups are for losers
R
Reach around
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Pattern design
S
The natives have cell phones
Octo-man
My face got eaten by her beauty
V
This won't hurt at all
Tap
Without a red flag
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Energize your workout
K
A
Elephant man regretted his color palette
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Even condos can crumble
Z
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Tight places
Fat man at a two top
Hold the mayo
The new mall has an ice skating rink
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Who needs a permit
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Carousal
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Now take another one of me flexing
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
I'm going to quit soon
These guns do trim
J
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Are you sure this isn't too big
Lets table that for now
B
He looks like my friend, Brian
I never really liked Disney World
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Knots of experience
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Propellor feet
Cape cod teenager
Tickle my peacock
T
Monument to a better future
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Fat girls have all the fun
That fat bitch broke my shoe
H
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Q
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Banananas
on purpose after the accident
N
It's old but someone will take it
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Rebounding and other bad habits
Texting while crying
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Dogs have easy lives
Thats going to ruin your posture
I thought you were staying for pancakes
C
Enough, you mean not enough
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Jump squats in thongs
X
Hold me down
The swelling will go down eventually
I roll like that
E
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Drain
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Not that couch
O
Wreck my neck
I think this used to be a sculpture
Stepping on toes
Giddy up
Get your boobs out of my way
M
Falling Backwards
I'm saving up for a car
Not until we get to the other side
King-un-done
F
Put those between your legs and pull
You need rodeo shoes for that
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Check out these abs
Y
Someone has spoiled my dress
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Mile high club
I still like that single ladies video
W
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Regretful nightmares
He also golfs a great game
Dining room mating habits
Still life with metro-sexual
Work shoes
D