Ryan Swanson People
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
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The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Propellor feet
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
These guns do trim
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It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
My face got eaten by her beauty
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Octo-man
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Not that couch
Excellence is obedience
Against the passive wall
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He also golfs a great game
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Pattern design
Monument to a better future
Not until we get to the other side
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
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Reach around
Check out these abs
This won't hurt at all
Mile high club
Who needs a permit
I still like that single ladies video
The swelling will go down eventually
Your closet is huge
Without a red flag
Elephant man regretted his color palette
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What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
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Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
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I don't want to know her name
I'm going to quit soon
Cape cod teenager
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I roll like that
blowpaper
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Texting while crying
Houndstooth homer
Someone has spoiled my dress
I'll wait until they are done
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on purpose after the accident
King-un-done
Show up late leave early syndrome
I never really liked Disney World
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Dogs have easy lives
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You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Giddy up
I still like that single ladies video
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Not implants, just a little boost
I might be wrong
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Banananas
Rebounding and other bad habits
Fat man at a two top
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She says they are original but I'm not so sure
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Pattern design
Falling Backwards
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Tight places
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Regretful nightmares
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Puddle Hopper
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Enough, you mean not enough
Work shoes
Thats going to ruin your posture
The natives have cell phones
Tap
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He was kind of hot in the shinning
Middle management
Diamond back
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Drain
He looks like my friend, Brian
Ya, but he can only do it two times
What you do with the seashell is your business
Energize your workout
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Are you sure this isn't too big
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Now take another one of me flexing
It's old but someone will take it
B
Jump squats in thongs
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Wreck my neck
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Carousal
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Deep skin pearl necklace
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Still life with metro-sexual
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F
M
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Knots of experience
Get your boobs out of my way
Stepping on toes
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Chests with breasts
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Even condos can crumble
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I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
New golf outfits
Hold the mayo
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Before she got beat
The new mall has an ice skating rink
I think this used to be a sculpture
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Lets table that for now
Can't stop thinking about you
Put those between your legs and pull
You need rodeo shoes for that
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Round and round we go
Tickle my peacock
Sit-ups are for losers
I'm not going to let him know my name
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
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Dining room mating habits
Fat girls have all the fun
I'm saving up for a car
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Hold me down