Ryan Swanson People
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Diamond back
I'll wait until they are done
That fat bitch broke my shoe
I don't want to know her name
Texting while crying
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It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Monument to a better future
Thats going to ruin your posture
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
These guns do trim
Regretful nightmares
Not that couch
I might be wrong
Rebounding and other bad habits
on purpose after the accident
blowpaper
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BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
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Hold me down
Knots of experience
Pattern design
Puddle Hopper
King-un-done
Can't stop thinking about you
Check out these abs
Someone has spoiled my dress
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Who needs a permit
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You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Get your boobs out of my way
Fat girls have all the fun
Houndstooth homer
I think this used to be a sculpture
It's drunk o'clock fattie
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Put those between your legs and pull
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Dogs have easy lives
Excellence is obedience
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
The swelling will go down eventually
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Before she got beat
Against the passive wall
Still life with metro-sexual
Pattern design
Without a red flag
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Sit-ups are for losers
Tight places
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I'm saving up for a car
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Cape cod teenager
At Least It Doesn't Bite
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Work shoes
This won't hurt at all
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
I'm going to quit soon
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Tickle my peacock
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Reach around
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Not implants, just a little boost
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Are you sure this isn't too big
What you do with the seashell is your business
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Fat man at a two top
My face got eaten by her beauty
Deep skin pearl necklace
Round and round we go
Propellor feet
He looks like my friend, Brian
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Jump squats in thongs
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
It's old but someone will take it
He also golfs a great game
Drain
I roll like that
Your closet is huge
New golf outfits
Dining room mating habits
Mile high club
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Carousal
Wreck my neck
I never really liked Disney World
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Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
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Octo-man
Lets table that for now
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Even condos can crumble
Stepping on toes
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
You need rodeo shoes for that
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Ya, but he can only do it two times
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Enough, you mean not enough
Giddy up
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Energize your workout
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Now take another one of me flexing
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
I'm not going to let him know my name
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Chests with breasts
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Elephant man regretted his color palette
I still like that single ladies video
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She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Hold the mayo
Tap
I still like that single ladies video
Falling Backwards
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Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Middle management
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Not until we get to the other side
It's going to last at least 12 hours
The natives have cell phones
Banananas
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I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Show up late leave early syndrome
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