Ryan Swanson People
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
A
Regretful nightmares
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
The natives have cell phones
Rebounding and other bad habits
Giddy up
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
M
Excellence is obedience
I
He also golfs a great game
Not that couch
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
P
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
W
Jump squats in thongs
D
Hold the mayo
on purpose after the accident
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Show up late leave early syndrome
Energize your workout
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Z
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Falling Backwards
Now take another one of me flexing
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
B
Put those between your legs and pull
Carousal
New golf outfits
Even condos can crumble
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
O
Who needs a permit
Dining room mating habits
I'm not going to let him know my name
Thats going to ruin your posture
K
I might be wrong
X
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Tight places
Diamond back
Houndstooth homer
Deep skin pearl necklace
Pattern design
He looks like my friend, Brian
N
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
R
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
I think this used to be a sculpture
Tickle my peacock
Reach around
I never really liked Disney World
What you do with the seashell is your business
Ya, but he can only do it two times
T
Can't stop thinking about you
L
I still like that single ladies video
Check out these abs
Puddle Hopper
Monument to a better future
Pattern design
These guns do trim
I'm saving up for a car
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Someone has spoiled my dress
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Not implants, just a little boost
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
V
E
Against the passive wall
Without a red flag
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Tap
Knots of experience
H
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
My face got eaten by her beauty
Propellor feet
Banananas
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
This won't hurt at all
It's old but someone will take it
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
I'll wait until they are done
Work shoes
King-un-done
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Wreck my neck
I still like that single ladies video
S
Mile high club
Dogs have easy lives
U
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Sit-ups are for losers
Are you sure this isn't too big
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Stepping on toes
C
I roll like that
Texting while crying
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Y
Still life with metro-sexual
Your closet is huge
G
Not until we get to the other side
F
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Get your boobs out of my way
I don't want to know her name
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Chests with breasts
Hold me down
blowpaper
Cape cod teenager
J
Lets table that for now
Fat girls have all the fun
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
The swelling will go down eventually
Q
Octo-man
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Drain
I'm going to quit soon
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Middle management
Enough, you mean not enough
You need rodeo shoes for that
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
It's going to last at least 12 hours
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Fat man at a two top
Round and round we go
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Before she got beat