Ryan Swanson People
Jump squats in thongs
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
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It's old but someone will take it
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
I still like that single ladies video
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Diamond back
blowpaper
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
The natives have cell phones
These guns do trim
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Monument to a better future
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
At Least It Doesn't Bite
I think this used to be a sculpture
Giddy up
New golf outfits
Fat man at a two top
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It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
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Are you sure this isn't too big
Pattern design
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You need rodeo shoes for that
Your closet is huge
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Wreck my neck
Put those between your legs and pull
Sit-ups are for losers
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Pattern design
I might be wrong
Tickle my peacock
Work shoes
Stepping on toes
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
I thought you were staying for pancakes
My face got eaten by her beauty
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I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Fat girls have all the fun
Still life with metro-sexual
Even condos can crumble
Puddle Hopper
Not until we get to the other side
Middle management
King-un-done
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
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I never really liked Disney World
Not implants, just a little boost
Deep skin pearl necklace
Without a red flag
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It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Houndstooth homer
I'm saving up for a car
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
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Excellence is obedience
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Round and round we go
Chests with breasts
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Thats going to ruin your posture
on purpose after the accident
I still like that single ladies video
Can't stop thinking about you
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
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Dining room mating habits
He also golfs a great game
Before she got beat
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Regretful nightmares
Hold me down
Tap
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
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Show up late leave early syndrome
He looks like my friend, Brian
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I roll like that
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Not that couch
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Carousal
I'm not going to let him know my name
Reach around
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K
I
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Someone has spoiled my dress
Propellor feet
Hold the mayo
Against the passive wall
What you do with the seashell is your business
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
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Octo-man
Energize your workout
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Get your boobs out of my way
Falling Backwards
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Drain
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Enough, you mean not enough
Dogs have easy lives
The swelling will go down eventually
Tight places
Rebounding and other bad habits
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
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That fat bitch broke my shoe
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Lets table that for now
Mile high club
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I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
I don't want to know her name
I'll wait until they are done
This won't hurt at all
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It's going to last at least 12 hours
Elephant man regretted his color palette
I'm going to quit soon
Now take another one of me flexing
Who needs a permit
Cape cod teenager
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Knots of experience
Banananas
Check out these abs
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Texting while crying
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley