Ryan Swanson People
He looks like my friend, Brian
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Work shoes
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
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Show up late leave early syndrome
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Check out these abs
This won't hurt at all
Stepping on toes
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Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Your closet is huge
Pattern design
Sit-ups are for losers
Hold me down
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Still life with metro-sexual
Jump squats in thongs
I still like that single ladies video
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Banananas
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Ya, but he can only do it two times
I'm going to quit soon
Put those between your legs and pull
Mile high club
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J
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Round and round we go
Someone has spoiled my dress
I still like that single ladies video
Puddle Hopper
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
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Q
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
These guns do trim
Thats going to ruin your posture
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
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Texting while crying
Tight places
Are you sure this isn't too big
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Now take another one of me flexing
Fat man at a two top
Tickle my peacock
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I never really liked Disney World
Rebounding and other bad habits
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Propellor feet
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Middle management
Before she got beat
Reach around
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
blowpaper
Dogs have easy lives
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
I thought you were staying for pancakes
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
on purpose after the accident
Elephant man regretted his color palette
New golf outfits
I don't want to know her name
My face got eaten by her beauty
Falling Backwards
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Not that couch
Regretful nightmares
It's going to last at least 12 hours
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Deep skin pearl necklace
Pattern design
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Octo-man
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I might be wrong
The natives have cell phones
Dining room mating habits
The swelling will go down eventually
The new mall has an ice skating rink
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
It's old but someone will take it
Cape cod teenager
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
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Hold the mayo
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Lets table that for now
Not until we get to the other side
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I'm saving up for a car
Against the passive wall
Houndstooth homer
Tap
Get your boobs out of my way
I think this used to be a sculpture
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Chests with breasts
Not implants, just a little boost
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
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Without a red flag
What you do with the seashell is your business
Carousal
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Monument to a better future
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Who needs a permit
I'll wait until they are done
Energize your workout
Excellence is obedience
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Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Diamond back
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Enough, you mean not enough
Wreck my neck
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
That fat bitch broke my shoe
He also golfs a great game
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
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Can't stop thinking about you
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Fat girls have all the fun
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Even condos can crumble
You need rodeo shoes for that
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Giddy up
Knots of experience
I'm not going to let him know my name
I roll like that
King-un-done
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Drain