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I still like that single ladies video
Pattern design
King-un-done
Put those between your legs and pull
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New golf outfits
Still life with metro-sexual
Cape cod teenager
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He also golfs a great game
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You need rodeo shoes for that
Reach around
Dining room mating habits
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Tap
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Fat man at a two top
Get your boobs out of my way
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
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I thought you were staying for pancakes
Are you sure this isn't too big
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Even condos can crumble
Before she got beat
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That fat bitch broke my shoe
Fat girls have all the fun
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
I'll wait until they are done
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You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Sit-ups are for losers
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Monument to a better future
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Hold the mayo
Texting while crying
Energize your workout
Work shoes
Against the passive wall
Giddy up
Stepping on toes
Deep skin pearl necklace
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Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Lets table that for now
Someone has spoiled my dress
Excellence is obedience
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
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Falling Backwards
Pattern design
The new mall has an ice skating rink
I'm going to quit soon
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Enough, you mean not enough
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
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You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Houndstooth homer
Wreck my neck
He was kind of hot in the shinning
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Your closet is huge
I'm not going to let him know my name
What you do with the seashell is your business
It's old but someone will take it
Thats going to ruin your posture
Show up late leave early syndrome
Can't stop thinking about you
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Tickle my peacock
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Rebounding and other bad habits
Banananas
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Hold me down
Puddle Hopper
on purpose after the accident
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Tight places
This won't hurt at all
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Carousal
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Knots of experience
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
I think this used to be a sculpture
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Without a red flag
Octo-man
I still like that single ladies video
Who needs a permit
Regretful nightmares
The natives have cell phones
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
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He looks like my friend, Brian
The swelling will go down eventually
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I never really liked Disney World
I roll like that
Mile high club
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Middle management
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Jump squats in thongs
Drain
blowpaper
I don't want to know her name
I'm saving up for a car
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Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Not until we get to the other side
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These guns do trim
Chests with breasts
I might be wrong
Dogs have easy lives
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Round and round we go
Check out these abs
My face got eaten by her beauty
Diamond back
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Now take another one of me flexing
Not that couch
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It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
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This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
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Ya, but he can only do it two times
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It's drunk o'clock fattie
Not implants, just a little boost
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Propellor feet
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