Ryan Swanson People
Banananas
I thought you were staying for pancakes
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Pattern design
Put those between your legs and pull
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Ya, but he can only do it two times
These guns do trim
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Dogs have easy lives
I think this used to be a sculpture
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Jump squats in thongs
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Energize your workout
Against the passive wall
Carousal
Without a red flag
blowpaper
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
He also golfs a great game
Octo-man
Who needs a permit
I'm going to quit soon
Pattern design
I'm saving up for a car
Stepping on toes
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
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Mile high club
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
I'm not going to let him know my name
I don't want to know her name
Diamond back
Cape cod teenager
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
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Texting while crying
Lets table that for now
Someone has spoiled my dress
Houndstooth homer
It's going to last at least 12 hours
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M
What you do with the seashell is your business
Get your boobs out of my way
New golf outfits
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Can't stop thinking about you
Tight places
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L
He was kind of hot in the shinning
I still like that single ladies video
Propellor feet
You need rodeo shoes for that
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
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Tickle my peacock
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Drain
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Not that couch
Excellence is obedience
Elephant man regretted his color palette
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Not until we get to the other side
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
I'll wait until they are done
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
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Giddy up
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Wreck my neck
Sit-ups are for losers
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
The swelling will go down eventually
Fat girls have all the fun
Not implants, just a little boost
Before she got beat
It's drunk o'clock fattie
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LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
He looks like my friend, Brian
Deep skin pearl necklace
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
I still like that single ladies video
Chests with breasts
Regretful nightmares
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Rebounding and other bad habits
Work shoes
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Hold the mayo
B
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
I never really liked Disney World
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Show up late leave early syndrome
I might be wrong
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W
Round and round we go
My face got eaten by her beauty
Check out these abs
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
It's old but someone will take it
Are you sure this isn't too big
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Hold me down
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Now take another one of me flexing
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Enough, you mean not enough
King-un-done
Tap
Middle management
Even condos can crumble
Knots of experience
Still life with metro-sexual
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What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
K
Falling Backwards
This won't hurt at all
I roll like that
Monument to a better future
V
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
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Puddle Hopper
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Dining room mating habits
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Your closet is huge
Thats going to ruin your posture
J
on purpose after the accident
Fat man at a two top
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Reach around
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I
The natives have cell phones
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