Ryan Swanson People
Energize your workout
Not implants, just a little boost
Texting while crying
Fat man at a two top
Jump squats in thongs
Work shoes
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This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Falling Backwards
Knots of experience
Thats going to ruin your posture
I'm not going to let him know my name
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He also golfs a great game
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Wreck my neck
Are you sure this isn't too big
My face got eaten by her beauty
The swelling will go down eventually
It's old but someone will take it
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Propellor feet
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Someone has spoiled my dress
Hold the mayo
Dogs have easy lives
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Round and round we go
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Drain
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Now take another one of me flexing
Pattern design
Show up late leave early syndrome
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Put those between your legs and pull
Rebounding and other bad habits
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
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LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Excellence is obedience
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
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No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Monument to a better future
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
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This won't hurt at all
Fat girls have all the fun
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Octo-man
New golf outfits
I'll wait until they are done
I'm going to quit soon
Against the passive wall
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Middle management
I never really liked Disney World
Get your boobs out of my way
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Sit-ups are for losers
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Mile high club
I might be wrong
Diamond back
Houndstooth homer
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Even condos can crumble
Check out these abs
These guns do trim
Chests with breasts
Stepping on toes
I think this used to be a sculpture
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I still like that single ladies video
Banananas
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Dining room mating habits
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The natives have cell phones
Enough, you mean not enough
Reach around
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Regretful nightmares
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Giddy up
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Can't stop thinking about you
I still like that single ladies video
I don't want to know her name
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
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He looks like my friend, Brian
That fat bitch broke my shoe
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Cape cod teenager
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
You need rodeo shoes for that
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Your closet is huge
Still life with metro-sexual
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Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
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What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
I'm saving up for a car
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Not until we get to the other side
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King-un-done
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Hold me down
Before she got beat
Pattern design
Who needs a permit
Tickle my peacock
Puddle Hopper
Carousal
Without a red flag
Tap
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
What you do with the seashell is your business
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Lets table that for now
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Deep skin pearl necklace
Not that couch
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I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Elephant man regretted his color palette
on purpose after the accident
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Tight places
Ya, but he can only do it two times
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
He was kind of hot in the shinning
At Least It Doesn't Bite
blowpaper
I roll like that
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BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS