Ryan Swanson People
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
H
T
Show up late leave early syndrome
Not until we get to the other side
Enough, you mean not enough
New golf outfits
He looks like my friend, Brian
K
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
I'm going to quit soon
on purpose after the accident
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Puddle Hopper
D
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Now take another one of me flexing
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Someone has spoiled my dress
Round and round we go
I'm not going to let him know my name
P
He also golfs a great game
I might be wrong
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Middle management
B
R
Who needs a permit
A
Reach around
King-un-done
Rebounding and other bad habits
Can't stop thinking about you
Tickle my peacock
Dogs have easy lives
I still like that single ladies video
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Get your boobs out of my way
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
C
It's old but someone will take it
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Falling Backwards
L
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Work shoes
V
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
F
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
I thought you were staying for pancakes
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Lets table that for now
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Elephant man regretted his color palette
The new mall has an ice skating rink
G
Sit-ups are for losers
I think this used to be a sculpture
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
U
Propellor feet
I'll wait until they are done
Houndstooth homer
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Your closet is huge
Against the passive wall
Stepping on toes
S
Texting while crying
E
Q
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
W
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
What you do with the seashell is your business
That fat bitch broke my shoe
These guns do trim
N
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Octo-man
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Put those between your legs and pull
J
Wreck my neck
Excellence is obedience
Carousal
Cape cod teenager
Deep skin pearl necklace
Giddy up
Knots of experience
Check out these abs
X
Chests with breasts
Still life with metro-sexual
Not implants, just a little boost
blowpaper
I
The swelling will go down eventually
Hold me down
M
Hold the mayo
I never really liked Disney World
Thats going to ruin your posture
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Fat man at a two top
Dining room mating habits
O
Y
Jump squats in thongs
Without a red flag
My face got eaten by her beauty
Pattern design
This won't hurt at all
Mile high club
Energize your workout
You need rodeo shoes for that
I still like that single ladies video
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Regretful nightmares
I roll like that
Pattern design
Are you sure this isn't too big
I'm saving up for a car
Diamond back
Fat girls have all the fun
Z
It's drunk o'clock fattie
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
The natives have cell phones
Banananas
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Even condos can crumble
Tap
Not that couch
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Monument to a better future
Drain
Before she got beat
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Tight places
I don't want to know her name