Ryan Swanson People
Middle management
The natives have cell phones
Stepping on toes
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
It's drunk o'clock fattie
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Falling Backwards
Hold me down
Carousal
Texting while crying
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You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Not that couch
Monument to a better future
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Are you sure this isn't too big
Q
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Diamond back
Who needs a permit
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Sit-ups are for losers
Cape cod teenager
Pattern design
Not implants, just a little boost
Get your boobs out of my way
S
Put those between your legs and pull
I still like that single ladies video
It's old but someone will take it
This won't hurt at all
I think this used to be a sculpture
Puddle Hopper
At Least It Doesn't Bite
My face got eaten by her beauty
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
B
Round and round we go
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
R
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Propellor feet
Hold the mayo
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Check out these abs
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Can't stop thinking about you
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Still life with metro-sexual
Lets table that for now
blowpaper
Y
Banananas
Houndstooth homer
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
I roll like that
Thats going to ruin your posture
Dogs have easy lives
Dining room mating habits
V
F
Fat girls have all the fun
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Enough, you mean not enough
Regretful nightmares
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Reach around
on purpose after the accident
Wreck my neck
I don't want to know her name
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
K
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Even condos can crumble
Octo-man
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C
I'm not going to let him know my name
These guns do trim
Tap
M
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Mile high club
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Tickle my peacock
Deep skin pearl necklace
Against the passive wall
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Without a red flag
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
X
King-un-done
Giddy up
Someone has spoiled my dress
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
I
You need rodeo shoes for that
I never really liked Disney World
Chests with breasts
Fat man at a two top
The swelling will go down eventually
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
It's going to last at least 12 hours
U
Show up late leave early syndrome
Drain
What you do with the seashell is your business
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Rebounding and other bad habits
He also golfs a great game
New golf outfits
P
Jump squats in thongs
Work shoes
Your closet is huge
I'm saving up for a car
Not until we get to the other side
I might be wrong
I still like that single ladies video
E
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
L
Excellence is obedience
H
G
O
Z
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
D
Knots of experience
Now take another one of me flexing
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Pattern design
J
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
He looks like my friend, Brian
Ya, but he can only do it two times
I'm going to quit soon
A
Tight places
I'll wait until they are done
Energize your workout
Before she got beat
W