Ryan Swanson People
I roll like that
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I don't want to know her name
I still like that single ladies video
Who needs a permit
Tight places
Regretful nightmares
Not that couch
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
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Sit-ups are for losers
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
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It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Not implants, just a little boost
Fat man at a two top
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
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Put those between your legs and pull
Middle management
Dining room mating habits
blowpaper
Thats going to ruin your posture
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
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He was kind of hot in the shinning
I might be wrong
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
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She says they are original but I'm not so sure
These guns do trim
Are you sure this isn't too big
He also golfs a great game
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Energize your workout
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Even condos can crumble
Fat girls have all the fun
Check out these abs
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He looks like my friend, Brian
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Tickle my peacock
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
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Hold me down
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Can't stop thinking about you
Puddle Hopper
Reach around
Elephant man regretted his color palette
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Jump squats in thongs
Lets table that for now
I'm not going to let him know my name
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
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Monument to a better future
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Knots of experience
Your closet is huge
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
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CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Before she got beat
Pattern design
Dogs have easy lives
Round and round we go
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
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Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
My face got eaten by her beauty
Get your boobs out of my way
King-un-done
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Still life with metro-sexual
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
You need rodeo shoes for that
Show up late leave early syndrome
It's going to last at least 12 hours
I never really liked Disney World
New golf outfits
This won't hurt at all
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I'll wait until they are done
Propellor feet
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Diamond back
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Drain
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
The natives have cell phones
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on purpose after the accident
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Chests with breasts
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The new mall has an ice skating rink
I still like that single ladies video
Now take another one of me flexing
Excellence is obedience
Pattern design
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Falling Backwards
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Texting while crying
Cape cod teenager
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Carousal
Giddy up
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Without a red flag
Tap
I'm going to quit soon
That fat bitch broke my shoe
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Enough, you mean not enough
Stepping on toes
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Wreck my neck
Mile high club
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Houndstooth homer
The swelling will go down eventually
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Banananas
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Octo-man
Against the passive wall
Work shoes
Someone has spoiled my dress
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
What you do with the seashell is your business
Not until we get to the other side
Hold the mayo
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Rebounding and other bad habits
Deep skin pearl necklace
I'm saving up for a car
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
I think this used to be a sculpture
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It's old but someone will take it