Ryan Swanson People
I'll wait until they are done
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on purpose after the accident
Middle management
Carousal
Excellence is obedience
It's old but someone will take it
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
You need rodeo shoes for that
I still like that single ladies video
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Not implants, just a little boost
Giddy up
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Your closet is huge
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Show up late leave early syndrome
I'm not going to let him know my name
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
I thought you were staying for pancakes
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V
Falling Backwards
Tickle my peacock
Elephant man regretted his color palette
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
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Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
He also golfs a great game
K
Not until we get to the other side
Ya, but he can only do it two times
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
The natives have cell phones
Now take another one of me flexing
blowpaper
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Can't stop thinking about you
I think this used to be a sculpture
Dining room mating habits
Without a red flag
Cape cod teenager
M
Before she got beat
S
Propellor feet
B
Tight places
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Thats going to ruin your posture
Are you sure this isn't too big
Texting while crying
Fat girls have all the fun
Even condos can crumble
I don't want to know her name
Sit-ups are for losers
J
I'm saving up for a car
Put those between your legs and pull
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Rebounding and other bad habits
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Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
I still like that single ladies video
Still life with metro-sexual
Round and round we go
Banananas
This won't hurt at all
Stepping on toes
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Octo-man
Monument to a better future
C
The new mall has an ice skating rink
At Least It Doesn't Bite
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Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
I might be wrong
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
He looks like my friend, Brian
Lets table that for now
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Hold the mayo
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It's not stealing if she's dead #2
These guns do trim
I never really liked Disney World
Who needs a permit
Q
Pattern design
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Fat man at a two top
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Energize your workout
Tap
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Reach around
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
H
King-un-done
Check out these abs
Regretful nightmares
My face got eaten by her beauty
I roll like that
Wreck my neck
The swelling will go down eventually
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
What you do with the seashell is your business
Work shoes
Dogs have easy lives
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
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Deep skin pearl necklace
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
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G
Chests with breasts
Pattern design
Hold me down
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I
Puddle Hopper
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Jump squats in thongs
Someone has spoiled my dress
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Houndstooth homer
Mile high club
Knots of experience
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
New golf outfits
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Against the passive wall
Diamond back
Not that couch
I'm going to quit soon
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Get your boobs out of my way
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Enough, you mean not enough
Drain