Ryan Swanson People
Even condos can crumble
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
You need rodeo shoes for that
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Texting while crying
Banananas
New golf outfits
Mile high club
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Pattern design
Show up late leave early syndrome
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Now take another one of me flexing
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
I might be wrong
I'll wait until they are done
Regretful nightmares
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Drain
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Hold me down
I think this used to be a sculpture
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Propellor feet
King-un-done
Stepping on toes
That fat bitch broke my shoe
My face got eaten by her beauty
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I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Sit-ups are for losers
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
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Not implants, just a little boost
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
I never really liked Disney World
Against the passive wall
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
V
I still like that single ladies video
Hold the mayo
Who needs a permit
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Not that couch
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Not until we get to the other side
Chests with breasts
Reach around
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
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You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Before she got beat
I'm saving up for a car
Check out these abs
He also golfs a great game
Enough, you mean not enough
I'm not going to let him know my name
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Fat man at a two top
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Tap
Without a red flag
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Tight places
Someone has spoiled my dress
I'm going to quit soon
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Energize your workout
It's old but someone will take it
I roll like that
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Middle management
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Work shoes
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Giddy up
Elephant man regretted his color palette
These guns do trim
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Get your boobs out of my way
Lets table that for now
Diamond back
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Y
Jump squats in thongs
The natives have cell phones
What you do with the seashell is your business
U
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Can't stop thinking about you
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Pattern design
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Houndstooth homer
Puddle Hopper
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Wreck my neck
Dining room mating habits
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This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
He was kind of hot in the shinning
The swelling will go down eventually
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Rebounding and other bad habits
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The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Carousal
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Excellence is obedience
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
I still like that single ladies video
Dogs have easy lives
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He looks like my friend, Brian
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Tickle my peacock
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
This won't hurt at all
Monument to a better future
I don't want to know her name
Round and round we go
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Deep skin pearl necklace
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
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At Least It Doesn't Bite
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
blowpaper
Still life with metro-sexual
Are you sure this isn't too big
Octo-man
Falling Backwards
Cape cod teenager
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
on purpose after the accident
Fat girls have all the fun
Your closet is huge
Knots of experience
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Thats going to ruin your posture
Put those between your legs and pull