Ryan Swanson People
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Dining room mating habits
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Excellence is obedience
Reach around
I'm saving up for a car
Middle management
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
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Dogs have easy lives
Enough, you mean not enough
He was kind of hot in the shinning
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Octo-man
I'll wait until they are done
Diamond back
Not that couch
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Regretful nightmares
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
I'm not going to let him know my name
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He looks like my friend, Brian
Who needs a permit
Round and round we go
Check out these abs
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That fat bitch broke my shoe
Tight places
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This won't hurt at all
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Hold me down
Put those between your legs and pull
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Even condos can crumble
King-un-done
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Giddy up
Deep skin pearl necklace
These guns do trim
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
New golf outfits
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Not until we get to the other side
I might be wrong
Drain
Thats going to ruin your posture
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Against the passive wall
I roll like that
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
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Work shoes
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
The natives have cell phones
Puddle Hopper
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Without a red flag
I never really liked Disney World
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Still life with metro-sexual
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Fat man at a two top
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LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Cape cod teenager
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
The swelling will go down eventually
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Jump squats in thongs
Not implants, just a little boost
Hold the mayo
Chests with breasts
Houndstooth homer
Get your boobs out of my way
Show up late leave early syndrome
At Least It Doesn't Bite
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
on purpose after the accident
Banananas
He also golfs a great game
Are you sure this isn't too big
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Pattern design
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Propellor feet
blowpaper
My face got eaten by her beauty
It's old but someone will take it
I still like that single ladies video
Knots of experience
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
It's drunk o'clock fattie
You need rodeo shoes for that
Sit-ups are for losers
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I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
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CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Texting while crying
Stepping on toes
Pattern design
Wreck my neck
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Energize your workout
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Mile high club
Now take another one of me flexing
Before she got beat
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
What you do with the seashell is your business
Tickle my peacock
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I think this used to be a sculpture
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Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Tap
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Someone has spoiled my dress
Monument to a better future
Rebounding and other bad habits
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Your closet is huge
I don't want to know her name
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Carousal
The new mall has an ice skating rink
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Lets table that for now
Falling Backwards
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Fat girls have all the fun
I'm going to quit soon
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Elephant man regretted his color palette
I still like that single ladies video
Can't stop thinking about you
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