Ryan Swanson People
blowpaper
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Jump squats in thongs
Energize your workout
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Dining room mating habits
This won't hurt at all
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
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Are you sure this isn't too big
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Tight places
Houndstooth homer
J
Without a red flag
Fat man at a two top
Even condos can crumble
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Not until we get to the other side
Round and round we go
I don't want to know her name
I think this used to be a sculpture
Pattern design
Giddy up
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
H
Get your boobs out of my way
I'm going to quit soon
I never really liked Disney World
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Tap
Propellor feet
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Puddle Hopper
Banananas
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Reach around
New golf outfits
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
You need rodeo shoes for that
The natives have cell phones
Deep skin pearl necklace
Wreck my neck
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Falling Backwards
Carousal
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Show up late leave early syndrome
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Still life with metro-sexual
Fat girls have all the fun
O
Dogs have easy lives
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C
K
What you do with the seashell is your business
Sit-ups are for losers
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
He also golfs a great game
It's going to last at least 12 hours
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Chests with breasts
on purpose after the accident
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Your closet is huge
Regretful nightmares
Who needs a permit
Pattern design
I'm not going to let him know my name
Tickle my peacock
W
Hold the mayo
Octo-man
He looks like my friend, Brian
Check out these abs
Diamond back
King-un-done
Put those between your legs and pull
A
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
These guns do trim
U
Stepping on toes
F
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Enough, you mean not enough
That fat bitch broke my shoe
My face got eaten by her beauty
Drain
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
The swelling will go down eventually
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
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V
Monument to a better future
X
Thats going to ruin your posture
Z
Can't stop thinking about you
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
I roll like that
It's old but someone will take it
E
I'll wait until they are done
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Before she got beat
Someone has spoiled my dress
I'm saving up for a car
Y
The new mall has an ice skating rink
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Excellence is obedience
I
Mile high club
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Cape cod teenager
I still like that single ladies video
I still like that single ladies video
G
Rebounding and other bad habits
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Q
Elephant man regretted his color palette
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
I might be wrong
N
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Not that couch
Middle management
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
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Knots of experience
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Lets table that for now
Work shoes
Not implants, just a little boost
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M
Hold me down
Against the passive wall
Texting while crying
Now take another one of me flexing
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