Ryan Swanson People
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blowpaper
Get your boobs out of my way
I still like that single ladies video
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Dogs have easy lives
Even condos can crumble
This won't hurt at all
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It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Propellor feet
I'm not going to let him know my name
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
He looks like my friend, Brian
Put those between your legs and pull
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Chests with breasts
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
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Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Puddle Hopper
Your closet is huge
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Excellence is obedience
Not implants, just a little boost
Deep skin pearl necklace
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Energize your workout
Carousal
Fat girls have all the fun
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Rebounding and other bad habits
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Drain
It's old but someone will take it
You need rodeo shoes for that
Reach around
Cape cod teenager
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
I'll wait until they are done
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Hold the mayo
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
What you do with the seashell is your business
Can't stop thinking about you
He was kind of hot in the shinning
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Thats going to ruin your posture
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Show up late leave early syndrome
Fat man at a two top
Tap
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Someone has spoiled my dress
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Work shoes
My face got eaten by her beauty
Monument to a better future
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Hold me down
Check out these abs
That fat bitch broke my shoe
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Mile high club
He also golfs a great game
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Are you sure this isn't too big
Before she got beat
Against the passive wall
Houndstooth homer
King-un-done
Stepping on toes
Who needs a permit
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
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Pattern design
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Lets table that for now
Ya, but he can only do it two times
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
These guns do trim
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Now take another one of me flexing
Octo-man
Still life with metro-sexual
Without a red flag
I thought you were staying for pancakes
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
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Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Knots of experience
Not that couch
Giddy up
The natives have cell phones
Sit-ups are for losers
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I never really liked Disney World
Texting while crying
Pattern design
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
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I still like that single ladies video
Tickle my peacock
I don't want to know her name
I'm going to quit soon
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Round and round we go
I roll like that
Regretful nightmares
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
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It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Not until we get to the other side
Falling Backwards
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Diamond back
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
I think this used to be a sculpture
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
on purpose after the accident
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Banananas
Wreck my neck
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The swelling will go down eventually
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
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Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Dining room mating habits
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I might be wrong
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At Least It Doesn't Bite
Jump squats in thongs
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Tight places
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Middle management
I'm saving up for a car
Enough, you mean not enough
New golf outfits
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