Ryan Swanson People
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Tickle my peacock
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Dogs have easy lives
Still life with metro-sexual
My face got eaten by her beauty
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
He looks like my friend, Brian
Octo-man
Tap
Falling Backwards
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
I'm going to quit soon
Not that couch
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
The new mall has an ice skating rink
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It's drunk o'clock fattie
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I'll wait until they are done
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Tight places
Get your boobs out of my way
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Chests with breasts
Puddle Hopper
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Propellor feet
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Fat man at a two top
What you do with the seashell is your business
These guns do trim
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This won't hurt at all
Are you sure this isn't too big
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Elephant man regretted his color palette
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Your closet is huge
Work shoes
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
I never really liked Disney World
Even condos can crumble
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Against the passive wall
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LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Texting while crying
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Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Thats going to ruin your posture
Round and round we go
Houndstooth homer
Rebounding and other bad habits
Monument to a better future
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Excellence is obedience
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Fat girls have all the fun
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Hold the mayo
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I roll like that
I don't want to know her name
Jump squats in thongs
Energize your workout
on purpose after the accident
The natives have cell phones
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Not until we get to the other side
He was kind of hot in the shinning
I'm not going to let him know my name
King-un-done
Check out these abs
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Carousal
Regretful nightmares
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Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Drain
Show up late leave early syndrome
Banananas
Put those between your legs and pull
Wreck my neck
Not implants, just a little boost
Deep skin pearl necklace
Who needs a permit
I still like that single ladies video
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Diamond back
The swelling will go down eventually
You need rodeo shoes for that
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
I might be wrong
Reach around
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Middle management
Giddy up
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I think this used to be a sculpture
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Hold me down
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Knots of experience
Can't stop thinking about you
Lets table that for now
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Sit-ups are for losers
Without a red flag
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Someone has spoiled my dress
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
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I just threw-up a little in my mouth
blowpaper
Enough, you mean not enough
Dining room mating habits
I still like that single ladies video
Before she got beat
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Now take another one of me flexing
He also golfs a great game
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That fat bitch broke my shoe
Cape cod teenager
At Least It Doesn't Bite
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This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Stepping on toes
It's old but someone will take it
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
I'm saving up for a car
New golf outfits
Mile high club
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