Ryan Swanson People
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Elephant man regretted his color palette
Fat man at a two top
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
He also golfs a great game
Falling Backwards
Regretful nightmares
Without a red flag
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New golf outfits
Who needs a permit
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Octo-man
Show up late leave early syndrome
The swelling will go down eventually
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It's old but someone will take it
Pattern design
Deep skin pearl necklace
I'll wait until they are done
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
I still like that single ladies video
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
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Sit-ups are for losers
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Excellence is obedience
My face got eaten by her beauty
What you do with the seashell is your business
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Dogs have easy lives
Now take another one of me flexing
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Mile high club
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Can't stop thinking about you
Carousal
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Hold the mayo
I'm going to quit soon
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Rebounding and other bad habits
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This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Banananas
Drain
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Cape cod teenager
Not implants, just a little boost
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Reach around
The new mall has an ice skating rink
I'm not going to let him know my name
Knots of experience
Lets table that for now
That fat bitch broke my shoe
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Giddy up
Someone has spoiled my dress
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Dining room mating habits
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
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Work shoes
This won't hurt at all
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Enough, you mean not enough
I never really liked Disney World
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
on purpose after the accident
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
It's going to last at least 12 hours
I'm saving up for a car
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Hold me down
Put those between your legs and pull
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It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
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You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
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Jump squats in thongs
Propellor feet
Stepping on toes
Diamond back
Ya, but he can only do it two times
It's drunk o'clock fattie
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Monument to a better future
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
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I think this used to be a sculpture
Tight places
Tickle my peacock
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Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Still life with metro-sexual
Against the passive wall
The natives have cell phones
King-un-done
Round and round we go
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Not until we get to the other side
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Energize your workout
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Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Get your boobs out of my way
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Thats going to ruin your posture
Check out these abs
I still like that single ladies video
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Even condos can crumble
Tap
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Houndstooth homer
Not that couch
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
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blowpaper
I don't want to know her name
Are you sure this isn't too big
He looks like my friend, Brian
I roll like that
Wreck my neck
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
I might be wrong
You need rodeo shoes for that
Chests with breasts
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Puddle Hopper
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Texting while crying
Before she got beat
Fat girls have all the fun
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Pattern design
Your closet is huge
These guns do trim
Middle management
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