Ryan Swanson People
Tight places
Who needs a permit
Deep skin pearl necklace
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
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She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Tap
The swelling will go down eventually
Not that couch
Lets table that for now
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Even condos can crumble
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Wreck my neck
Jump squats in thongs
Without a red flag
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Can't stop thinking about you
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Before she got beat
Enough, you mean not enough
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Pattern design
Tickle my peacock
I'm not going to let him know my name
These guns do trim
Fat girls have all the fun
Stepping on toes
Chests with breasts
Diamond back
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LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
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Banananas
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
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I
Falling Backwards
You need rodeo shoes for that
Hold me down
He looks like my friend, Brian
Show up late leave early syndrome
Octo-man
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Excellence is obedience
That fat bitch broke my shoe
I'm saving up for a car
on purpose after the accident
I don't want to know her name
Work shoes
He was kind of hot in the shinning
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
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Are you sure this isn't too big
blowpaper
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Carousal
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
I roll like that
Houndstooth homer
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P
Someone has spoiled my dress
X
New golf outfits
The new mall has an ice skating rink
My face got eaten by her beauty
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
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I still like that single ladies video
Hold the mayo
Reach around
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
K
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
I still like that single ladies video
Put those between your legs and pull
Thats going to ruin your posture
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Giddy up
Z
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Your closet is huge
Knots of experience
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Regretful nightmares
I might be wrong
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Sit-ups are for losers
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
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Texting while crying
The natives have cell phones
Fat man at a two top
This won't hurt at all
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Mile high club
Round and round we go
I think this used to be a sculpture
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
I'm going to quit soon
I thought you were staying for pancakes
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M
Energize your workout
Puddle Hopper
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Drain
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Not implants, just a little boost
G
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
V
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Pattern design
Check out these abs
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What you do with the seashell is your business
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Against the passive wall
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Get your boobs out of my way
Still life with metro-sexual
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Not until we get to the other side
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
It's old but someone will take it
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Rebounding and other bad habits
Now take another one of me flexing
At Least It Doesn't Bite
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Cape cod teenager
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Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
He also golfs a great game
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Dogs have easy lives
I never really liked Disney World
Middle management
King-un-done
Propellor feet
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Dining room mating habits
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Monument to a better future
I'll wait until they are done
You're not going anywhere in that outfit