Ryan Swanson People
Reach around
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Someone has spoiled my dress
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Not implants, just a little boost
Hold the mayo
Middle management
Deep skin pearl necklace
Against the passive wall
Tight places
Your closet is huge
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Get your boobs out of my way
Propellor feet
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Who needs a permit
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Still life with metro-sexual
Without a red flag
Enough, you mean not enough
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Not until we get to the other side
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G
He looks like my friend, Brian
Falling Backwards
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
blowpaper
Fat girls have all the fun
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Carousal
I think this used to be a sculpture
Cape cod teenager
Even condos can crumble
Monument to a better future
Tickle my peacock
Fat man at a two top
What you do with the seashell is your business
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Elephant man regretted his color palette
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Pattern design
Giddy up
Drain
I'm saving up for a car
Banananas
Sit-ups are for losers
on purpose after the accident
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
I'm not going to let him know my name
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Before she got beat
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Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Dining room mating habits
You need rodeo shoes for that
Are you sure this isn't too big
Check out these abs
Not that couch
My face got eaten by her beauty
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Diamond back
New golf outfits
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
He was kind of hot in the shinning
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
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This won't hurt at all
Puddle Hopper
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
The natives have cell phones
I roll like that
I never really liked Disney World
Lets table that for now
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Pattern design
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Chests with breasts
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Regretful nightmares
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King-un-done
Wreck my neck
I'll wait until they are done
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It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Round and round we go
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Dogs have easy lives
Now take another one of me flexing
Rebounding and other bad habits
The new mall has an ice skating rink
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Thats going to ruin your posture
Hold me down
Energize your workout
I'm going to quit soon
Tap
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
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Work shoes
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
I don't want to know her name
Octo-man
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
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I still like that single ladies video
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BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Knots of experience
Texting while crying
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Excellence is obedience
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U
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It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Put those between your legs and pull
Stepping on toes
At Least It Doesn't Bite
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Can't stop thinking about you
He also golfs a great game
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I still like that single ladies video
Show up late leave early syndrome
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These guns do trim
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W
It's old but someone will take it
The swelling will go down eventually
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Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
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Mile high club
Houndstooth homer
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
I might be wrong
Jump squats in thongs
She says they are original but I'm not so sure