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It's old but someone will take it
I don't want to know her name
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Pattern design
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I think this used to be a sculpture
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Puddle Hopper
Are you sure this isn't too big
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Carousal
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
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Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Not that couch
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Ya, but he can only do it two times
I'm saving up for a car
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Texting while crying
Not until we get to the other side
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
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Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
You need rodeo shoes for that
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
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I might be wrong
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LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Dogs have easy lives
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Energize your workout
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King-un-done
These guns do trim
My face got eaten by her beauty
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Middle management
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Hold me down
Hold the mayo
I'll wait until they are done
Cape cod teenager
Drain
Deep skin pearl necklace
Thats going to ruin your posture
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It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Sit-ups are for losers
Not implants, just a little boost
Houndstooth homer
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Fat man at a two top
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What you do with the seashell is your business
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Dining room mating habits
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
He also golfs a great game
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
The swelling will go down eventually
Check out these abs
Someone has spoiled my dress
Still life with metro-sexual
on purpose after the accident
Put those between your legs and pull
He looks like my friend, Brian
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Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
I still like that single ladies video
Excellence is obedience
Without a red flag
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
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I'm not going to let him know my name
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Can't stop thinking about you
Rebounding and other bad habits
I roll like that
Get your boobs out of my way
Reach around
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Pattern design
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Propellor feet
Now take another one of me flexing
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Before she got beat
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I still like that single ladies video
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I'm going to quit soon
Knots of experience
Enough, you mean not enough
This won't hurt at all
Diamond back
Round and round we go
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Jump squats in thongs
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New golf outfits
blowpaper
The natives have cell phones
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Your closet is huge
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Who needs a permit
Elephant man regretted his color palette
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Tap
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Show up late leave early syndrome
Giddy up
Falling Backwards
Banananas
He was kind of hot in the shinning
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Lets table that for now
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
I never really liked Disney World
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Mile high club
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Against the passive wall
Tight places
Tickle my peacock
I thought you were staying for pancakes
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Monument to a better future
Even condos can crumble
Work shoes
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Chests with breasts
Wreck my neck
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Octo-man
Fat girls have all the fun
Regretful nightmares
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Stepping on toes
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