Ryan Swanson People
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Tickle my peacock
Who needs a permit
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Mile high club
Rebounding and other bad habits
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Your closet is huge
It's drunk o'clock fattie
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New golf outfits
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Without a red flag
Chests with breasts
Octo-man
I'll wait until they are done
Round and round we go
Enough, you mean not enough
Fat girls have all the fun
Propellor feet
on purpose after the accident
Not until we get to the other side
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I might be wrong
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Pattern design
Diamond back
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Cape cod teenager
He looks like my friend, Brian
Can't stop thinking about you
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
I thought you were staying for pancakes
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
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I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
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It's going to last at least 12 hours
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Pattern design
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Check out these abs
I'm not going to let him know my name
I don't want to know her name
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Houndstooth homer
Dining room mating habits
Lets table that for now
U
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Sit-ups are for losers
I think this used to be a sculpture
Banananas
My face got eaten by her beauty
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Puddle Hopper
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Show up late leave early syndrome
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O
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Jump squats in thongs
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These guns do trim
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He also golfs a great game
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Not that couch
Work shoes
Put those between your legs and pull
Thats going to ruin your posture
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
The natives have cell phones
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Reach around
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
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What you do with the seashell is your business
Falling Backwards
Monument to a better future
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Now take another one of me flexing
Knots of experience
I still like that single ladies video
Tight places
Before she got beat
Energize your workout
Even condos can crumble
Deep skin pearl necklace
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I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
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Hold the mayo
I still like that single ladies video
The new mall has an ice skating rink
At Least It Doesn't Bite
I'm saving up for a car
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Fat man at a two top
He was kind of hot in the shinning
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Against the passive wall
You need rodeo shoes for that
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You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Carousal
Giddy up
I'm going to quit soon
Wreck my neck
Dogs have easy lives
Excellence is obedience
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Middle management
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I roll like that
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It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Still life with metro-sexual
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I just threw-up a little in my mouth
I never really liked Disney World
blowpaper
That fat bitch broke my shoe
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Are you sure this isn't too big
It's old but someone will take it
Drain
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Get your boobs out of my way
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Hold me down
The swelling will go down eventually
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Stepping on toes
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Not implants, just a little boost
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K
This won't hurt at all
Regretful nightmares
Someone has spoiled my dress
King-un-done
Texting while crying