Ryan Swanson People
Dining room mating habits
I'm not going to let him know my name
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Tight places
At Least It Doesn't Bite
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
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Enough, you mean not enough
That fat bitch broke my shoe
These guns do trim
Octo-man
Can't stop thinking about you
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Before she got beat
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Mile high club
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Dogs have easy lives
Against the passive wall
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
My face got eaten by her beauty
I still like that single ladies video
Knots of experience
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
I don't want to know her name
I never really liked Disney World
Hold the mayo
Diamond back
Puddle Hopper
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
What you do with the seashell is your business
King-un-done
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You're not going anywhere in that outfit
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G
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Are you sure this isn't too big
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I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
He looks like my friend, Brian
Rebounding and other bad habits
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K
I think this used to be a sculpture
Carousal
Pattern design
Get your boobs out of my way
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It's old but someone will take it
Jump squats in thongs
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I thought you were staying for pancakes
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Work shoes
Banananas
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Deep skin pearl necklace
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
New golf outfits
Without a red flag
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Texting while crying
Stepping on toes
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Not that couch
I'm saving up for a car
on purpose after the accident
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Monument to a better future
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Fat man at a two top
Drain
Check out these abs
The new mall has an ice skating rink
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Still life with metro-sexual
blowpaper
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Sit-ups are for losers
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Round and round we go
Energize your workout
I'll wait until they are done
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Tickle my peacock
Hold me down
He was kind of hot in the shinning
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Giddy up
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This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Who needs a permit
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The natives have cell phones
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Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Thats going to ruin your posture
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Excellence is obedience
Middle management
Houndstooth homer
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Now take another one of me flexing
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
I roll like that
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Cape cod teenager
Lets table that for now
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Chests with breasts
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Wreck my neck
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
The swelling will go down eventually
Reach around
Put those between your legs and pull
You need rodeo shoes for that
Not implants, just a little boost
Regretful nightmares
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
He also golfs a great game
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
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Tap
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Someone has spoiled my dress
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Even condos can crumble
Not until we get to the other side
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Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
I still like that single ladies video
Show up late leave early syndrome
Falling Backwards
Pattern design
It's drunk o'clock fattie
This won't hurt at all
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Fat girls have all the fun
Propellor feet
I'm going to quit soon
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BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
I might be wrong
Your closet is huge