Ryan Swanson People
Excellence is obedience
Fat man at a two top
I never really liked Disney World
I might be wrong
Chests with breasts
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I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Houndstooth homer
Not until we get to the other side
Mile high club
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Without a red flag
Put those between your legs and pull
Falling Backwards
Get your boobs out of my way
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
The swelling will go down eventually
These guns do trim
Banananas
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
He looks like my friend, Brian
Ya, but he can only do it two times
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Thats going to ruin your posture
Tickle my peacock
Your closet is huge
Energize your workout
Giddy up
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Stepping on toes
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
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What you do with the seashell is your business
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Elephant man regretted his color palette
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Can't stop thinking about you
Are you sure this isn't too big
My face got eaten by her beauty
Hold the mayo
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Not that couch
I think this used to be a sculpture
I'll wait until they are done
The natives have cell phones
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Texting while crying
Tight places
Reach around
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Sit-ups are for losers
Someone has spoiled my dress
Who needs a permit
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Fat girls have all the fun
blowpaper
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Knots of experience
Work shoes
Before she got beat
I roll like that
Cape cod teenager
Dining room mating habits
It's going to last at least 12 hours
New golf outfits
I still like that single ladies video
Propellor feet
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on purpose after the accident
Round and round we go
Wreck my neck
King-un-done
Check out these abs
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Even condos can crumble
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Diamond back
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Jump squats in thongs
Lets table that for now
W
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Regretful nightmares
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
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What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
He also golfs a great game
Show up late leave early syndrome
Tap
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Rebounding and other bad habits
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Against the passive wall
Dogs have easy lives
Drain
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Octo-man
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V
Pattern design
I'm going to quit soon
Monument to a better future
Hold me down
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
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This won't hurt at all
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Pattern design
Carousal
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
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BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
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At Least It Doesn't Bite
Not implants, just a little boost
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P
Puddle Hopper
Still life with metro-sexual
You need rodeo shoes for that
It's old but someone will take it
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
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I thought you were staying for pancakes
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
I still like that single ladies video
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Middle management
Enough, you mean not enough
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
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Y
S
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Deep skin pearl necklace
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Now take another one of me flexing
I'm not going to let him know my name
I'm saving up for a car
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
I don't want to know her name
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