Ryan Swanson People
The natives have cell phones
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
My face got eaten by her beauty
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King-un-done
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Diamond back
He looks like my friend, Brian
Enough, you mean not enough
Pattern design
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Fat girls have all the fun
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Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Drain
Excellence is obedience
Reach around
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Rebounding and other bad habits
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Jump squats in thongs
Even condos can crumble
Not until we get to the other side
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Get your boobs out of my way
blowpaper
Can't stop thinking about you
Banananas
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Not implants, just a little boost
I never really liked Disney World
P
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
These guns do trim
Show up late leave early syndrome
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I'm not going to let him know my name
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I might be wrong
Tight places
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
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New golf outfits
That fat bitch broke my shoe
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Before she got beat
Falling Backwards
Hold the mayo
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
I'm saving up for a car
Hold me down
Your closet is huge
Tickle my peacock
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
He also golfs a great game
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Thats going to ruin your posture
Energize your workout
It's old but someone will take it
Octo-man
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Knots of experience
Someone has spoiled my dress
Sit-ups are for losers
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Q
What you do with the seashell is your business
Who needs a permit
D
Ya, but he can only do it two times
This won't hurt at all
J
Are you sure this isn't too big
Texting while crying
A
Still life with metro-sexual
Lets table that for now
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
At Least It Doesn't Bite
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Z
Propellor feet
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Against the passive wall
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
X
B
U
I'm going to quit soon
Dogs have easy lives
H
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
I'll wait until they are done
C
Work shoes
I think this used to be a sculpture
Fat man at a two top
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
I roll like that
Giddy up
Deep skin pearl necklace
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Monument to a better future
Puddle Hopper
I still like that single ladies video
Regretful nightmares
S
Put those between your legs and pull
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Now take another one of me flexing
O
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Chests with breasts
R
Stepping on toes
Middle management
G
F
You need rodeo shoes for that
I still like that single ladies video
Not that couch
on purpose after the accident
Houndstooth homer
Round and round we go
Without a red flag
It's drunk o'clock fattie
The swelling will go down eventually
Mile high club
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I
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Cape cod teenager
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Check out these abs
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Tap
Dining room mating habits
Carousal
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Pattern design
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
I don't want to know her name
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Wreck my neck