Ryan Swanson People
Octo-man
Propellor feet
At Least It Doesn't Bite
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Without a red flag
The natives have cell phones
I'm saving up for a car
Not implants, just a little boost
You need rodeo shoes for that
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Banananas
This won't hurt at all
J
Who needs a permit
Stepping on toes
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
R
Puddle Hopper
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
I never really liked Disney World
Work shoes
That fat bitch broke my shoe
I don't want to know her name
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Chests with breasts
Show up late leave early syndrome
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Texting while crying
T
Rebounding and other bad habits
Still life with metro-sexual
Middle management
Drain
I roll like that
I still like that single ladies video
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
H
Falling Backwards
Giddy up
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Deep skin pearl necklace
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Dogs have easy lives
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blowpaper
Tap
Fat girls have all the fun
Excellence is obedience
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Energize your workout
F
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Wreck my neck
Y
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Not that couch
Monument to a better future
I
I'm not going to let him know my name
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Lets table that for now
U
Your closet is huge
K
I'm going to quit soon
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Put those between your legs and pull
M
Round and round we go
Before she got beat
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Elephant man regretted his color palette
A
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Can't stop thinking about you
Tight places
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Cape cod teenager
C
Diamond back
Mile high club
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Sit-ups are for losers
Pattern design
I thought you were staying for pancakes
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Against the passive wall
I'll wait until they are done
Ya, but he can only do it two times
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Fat man at a two top
on purpose after the accident
B
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Someone has spoiled my dress
The swelling will go down eventually
Knots of experience
Check out these abs
Houndstooth homer
X
Enough, you mean not enough
G
Tickle my peacock
Thats going to ruin your posture
Carousal
I think this used to be a sculpture
He also golfs a great game
Dining room mating habits
What you do with the seashell is your business
I might be wrong
New golf outfits
King-un-done
L
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Now take another one of me flexing
O
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Regretful nightmares
Hold me down
These guns do trim
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
It's going to last at least 12 hours
My face got eaten by her beauty
Pattern design
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P
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Not until we get to the other side
Get your boobs out of my way
Jump squats in thongs
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
I still like that single ladies video
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Even condos can crumble
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Hold the mayo
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Reach around
He looks like my friend, Brian
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Q
It's old but someone will take it
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Are you sure this isn't too big