Ryan Swanson People
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He was kind of hot in the shinning
This won't hurt at all
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Not until we get to the other side
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Still life with metro-sexual
Check out these abs
Are you sure this isn't too big
Banananas
He also golfs a great game
Excellence is obedience
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
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Octo-man
Your closet is huge
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I might be wrong
Drain
I'm saving up for a car
Mile high club
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Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
The natives have cell phones
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
My face got eaten by her beauty
It's old but someone will take it
Diamond back
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
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Enough, you mean not enough
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
These guns do trim
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Carousal
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Texting while crying
Rebounding and other bad habits
Not implants, just a little boost
I still like that single ladies video
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Dining room mating habits
It's drunk o'clock fattie
I don't want to know her name
King-un-done
I'll wait until they are done
blowpaper
Tickle my peacock
Thats going to ruin your posture
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You need rodeo shoes for that
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It's not stealing if she's dead #2
I still like that single ladies video
Lets table that for now
I roll like that
I thought you were staying for pancakes
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
That fat bitch broke my shoe
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Pattern design
Who needs a permit
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Get your boobs out of my way
Without a red flag
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
I think this used to be a sculpture
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Deep skin pearl necklace
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Knots of experience
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Dogs have easy lives
Stepping on toes
Tight places
New golf outfits
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Now take another one of me flexing
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Puddle Hopper
Pattern design
Put those between your legs and pull
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You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Before she got beat
Can't stop thinking about you
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Regretful nightmares
The new mall has an ice skating rink
He looks like my friend, Brian
Even condos can crumble
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Falling Backwards
Giddy up
Tap
Jump squats in thongs
Reach around
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Sit-ups are for losers
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Houndstooth homer
Hold the mayo
Elephant man regretted his color palette
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Not that couch
A
Wreck my neck
Energize your workout
I never really liked Disney World
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Monument to a better future
Round and round we go
The swelling will go down eventually
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Fat man at a two top
Show up late leave early syndrome
Cape cod teenager
I'm not going to let him know my name
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Someone has spoiled my dress
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Propellor feet
Fat girls have all the fun
Middle management
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Work shoes
Chests with breasts
I'm going to quit soon
Against the passive wall
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
on purpose after the accident
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
B
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
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Hold me down
At Least It Doesn't Bite
What you do with the seashell is your business