Ryan Swanson People
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Regretful nightmares
on purpose after the accident
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G
Energize your workout
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Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
That fat bitch broke my shoe
I'm saving up for a car
Show up late leave early syndrome
The swelling will go down eventually
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Cape cod teenager
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Enough, you mean not enough
Wreck my neck
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Fat man at a two top
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
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Reach around
Work shoes
I thought you were staying for pancakes
These guns do trim
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Z
Propellor feet
Texting while crying
Pattern design
Hold the mayo
Houndstooth homer
Tight places
King-un-done
New golf outfits
Q
Deep skin pearl necklace
Fat girls have all the fun
K
I'll wait until they are done
My face got eaten by her beauty
J
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Not implants, just a little boost
Banananas
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Put those between your legs and pull
Who needs a permit
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Dining room mating habits
Excellence is obedience
He also golfs a great game
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Not until we get to the other side
Jump squats in thongs
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D
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
B
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
E
Middle management
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
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Chests with breasts
The natives have cell phones
Thats going to ruin your posture
blowpaper
Can't stop thinking about you
Check out these abs
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
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Get your boobs out of my way
L
Your closet is huge
Someone has spoiled my dress
I never really liked Disney World
I'm going to quit soon
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
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U
Tickle my peacock
Not that couch
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Octo-man
Falling Backwards
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Mile high club
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Monument to a better future
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I'm not going to let him know my name
It's going to last at least 12 hours
He looks like my friend, Brian
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Ya, but he can only do it two times
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Knots of experience
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
He was kind of hot in the shinning
I still like that single ladies video
Drain
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Elephant man regretted his color palette
I might be wrong
Are you sure this isn't too big
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
I don't want to know her name
Before she got beat
Now take another one of me flexing
Still life with metro-sexual
It's old but someone will take it
This won't hurt at all
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Dogs have easy lives
Tap
Pattern design
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Hold me down
Rebounding and other bad habits
I still like that single ladies video
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Lets table that for now
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What you do with the seashell is your business
Puddle Hopper
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You need rodeo shoes for that
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
I think this used to be a sculpture
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Carousal
Even condos can crumble
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Without a red flag
Against the passive wall
Round and round we go
Sit-ups are for losers
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Diamond back
Stepping on toes
I roll like that
Giddy up