Ryan Swanson People
Round and round we go
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V
The natives have cell phones
Regretful nightmares
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
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Hold me down
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Thats going to ruin your posture
Not implants, just a little boost
I still like that single ladies video
He also golfs a great game
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Without a red flag
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
At Least It Doesn't Bite
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Lets table that for now
Dogs have easy lives
Can't stop thinking about you
Are you sure this isn't too big
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Show up late leave early syndrome
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
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I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Get your boobs out of my way
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Elephant man regretted his color palette
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Chests with breasts
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
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Dining room mating habits
Diamond back
I never really liked Disney World
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This won't hurt at all
I'm saving up for a car
Not that couch
Cape cod teenager
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Jump squats in thongs
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
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Tight places
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Reach around
New golf outfits
Propellor feet
You need rodeo shoes for that
Put those between your legs and pull
The swelling will go down eventually
Fat man at a two top
It's going to last at least 12 hours
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Not until we get to the other side
He was kind of hot in the shinning
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
He looks like my friend, Brian
Someone has spoiled my dress
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G
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
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Carousal
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Falling Backwards
Now take another one of me flexing
Sit-ups are for losers
I'm going to quit soon
I roll like that
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
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Check out these abs
I'm not going to let him know my name
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Wreck my neck
Stepping on toes
Fat girls have all the fun
Rebounding and other bad habits
on purpose after the accident
The new mall has an ice skating rink
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Deep skin pearl necklace
I think this used to be a sculpture
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
I still like that single ladies video
Pattern design
Work shoes
Houndstooth homer
Puddle Hopper
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That fat bitch broke my shoe
Banananas
Mile high club
Your closet is huge
Octo-man
King-un-done
Giddy up
My face got eaten by her beauty
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
I might be wrong
Before she got beat
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Who needs a permit
Tickle my peacock
Middle management
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
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It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
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Ya, but he can only do it two times
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
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BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
What you do with the seashell is your business
Enough, you mean not enough
Against the passive wall
Monument to a better future
These guns do trim
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
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I don't want to know her name
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Even condos can crumble
Energize your workout
It's old but someone will take it
I'll wait until they are done
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Texting while crying
Pattern design
Tap
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Knots of experience
Still life with metro-sexual
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blowpaper
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Excellence is obedience
Drain
Hold the mayo