Ryan Swanson People
The swelling will go down eventually
I roll like that
I
Lets table that for now
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Not until we get to the other side
My face got eaten by her beauty
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
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Hold me down
Energize your workout
Still life with metro-sexual
Wreck my neck
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Can't stop thinking about you
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Carousal
New golf outfits
N
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Dining room mating habits
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Regretful nightmares
C
Sit-ups are for losers
Check out these abs
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Who needs a permit
Drain
Pattern design
I don't want to know her name
That fat bitch broke my shoe
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
T
Put those between your legs and pull
What you do with the seashell is your business
Diamond back
Work shoes
He looks like my friend, Brian
Ya, but he can only do it two times
U
Fat man at a two top
Puddle Hopper
Round and round we go
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
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Against the passive wall
Are you sure this isn't too big
The natives have cell phones
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Deep skin pearl necklace
Elephant man regretted his color palette
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Your closet is huge
O
Hold the mayo
Enough, you mean not enough
I'm saving up for a car
I think this used to be a sculpture
Fat girls have all the fun
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Middle management
K
Tap
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
P
You need rodeo shoes for that
on purpose after the accident
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Even condos can crumble
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Rebounding and other bad habits
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Y
Dogs have easy lives
X
Not that couch
He also golfs a great game
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
These guns do trim
Pattern design
V
It's old but someone will take it
F
Cape cod teenager
Thats going to ruin your posture
I still like that single ladies video
This won't hurt at all
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I still like that single ladies video
I'm going to quit soon
Mile high club
It's going to last at least 12 hours
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Falling Backwards
G
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Tight places
King-un-done
Chests with breasts
Now take another one of me flexing
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Stepping on toes
I'll wait until they are done
Before she got beat
Reach around
I'm not going to let him know my name
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Monument to a better future
Jump squats in thongs
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Tickle my peacock
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
I never really liked Disney World
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Without a red flag
Excellence is obedience
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Banananas
Texting while crying
Giddy up
I might be wrong
Someone has spoiled my dress
Octo-man
D
Propellor feet
blowpaper
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
A
R
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Get your boobs out of my way
Knots of experience
Houndstooth homer
Not implants, just a little boost
Show up late leave early syndrome