Ryan Swanson

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You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
I still like that single ladies video
I never really liked Disney World
I thought you were staying for pancakes
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
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Round and round we go
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Against the passive wall
Show up late leave early syndrome
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
He looks like my friend, Brian
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
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Dining room mating habits
Falling Backwards
Puddle Hopper
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It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Pattern design
Not until we get to the other side
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Texting while crying
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Dogs have easy lives
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Hold the mayo
Giddy up
on purpose after the accident
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Who needs a permit
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Wreck my neck
I'm saving up for a car
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Now take another one of me flexing
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
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Excellence is obedience
blowpaper
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
These guns do trim
Not implants, just a little boost
Ya, but he can only do it two times
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Diamond back
Still life with metro-sexual
I roll like that
Regretful nightmares
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No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
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Can't stop thinking about you
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Lets table that for now
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It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
This won't hurt at all
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Fat girls have all the fun
New golf outfits
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Sit-ups are for losers
It's drunk o'clock fattie
My face got eaten by her beauty
Enough, you mean not enough
You need rodeo shoes for that
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
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LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
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Get your boobs out of my way
Hold me down
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Before she got beat
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Octo-man
Even condos can crumble
Banananas
What you do with the seashell is your business
I might be wrong
Thats going to ruin your posture
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
I'm not going to let him know my name
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
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Check out these abs
It's old but someone will take it
Not that couch
Put those between your legs and pull
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
He was kind of hot in the shinning
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
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Drain
Tap
Without a red flag
Deep skin pearl necklace
Fat man at a two top
Cape cod teenager
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I'm going to quit soon
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Reach around
Rebounding and other bad habits
King-un-done
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Propellor feet
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Tickle my peacock
Knots of experience
Jump squats in thongs
Your closet is huge
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
I don't want to know her name
The swelling will go down eventually
The natives have cell phones
I think this used to be a sculpture
I still like that single ladies video
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Are you sure this isn't too big
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Middle management
Chests with breasts
That fat bitch broke my shoe
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Houndstooth homer
Energize your workout
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Tight places
Pattern design
He also golfs a great game
Work shoes
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I'll wait until they are done
Mile high club
Carousal
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Stepping on toes
Monument to a better future
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Someone has spoiled my dress
Elephant man regretted his color palette
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