Ryan Swanson

2009

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The swelling will go down eventually
Your closet is huge
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
This won't hurt at all
Even condos can crumble
I have no use for the letter
Regretful nightmares
Houndstooth homer
Everyone likes twin shit
Bridges will part for the right thighs
This conference sucks
Hold the mayo
Energize your workout
Put those between your legs and pull
Are you sure this isn't too big
He looks like my friend, Brian
Have one for the marlboro man
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
A pillar of ingenuity
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Propellor feet
I think it's a door jam
Excellence is obedience
Texting while crying
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