Ryan Swanson 2009
Even condos can crumble
Houndstooth homer
Texting while crying
A pillar of ingenuity
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Regretful nightmares
Hold the mayo
He looks like my friend, Brian
Propellor feet
Energize your workout
Your closet is huge
I think it's a door jam
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Are you sure this isn't too big
Bridges will part for the right thighs
This conference sucks
Have one for the marlboro man
This won't hurt at all
Everyone likes twin shit
I have no use for the letter
The swelling will go down eventually
Excellence is obedience
Put those between your legs and pull
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea