Ryan Swanson 2009
Texting while crying
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
I have no use for the letter
The swelling will go down eventually
Houndstooth homer
Everyone likes twin shit
He looks like my friend, Brian
Excellence is obedience
Have one for the marlboro man
This conference sucks
Your closet is huge
Regretful nightmares
I think it's a door jam
A pillar of ingenuity
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Bridges will part for the right thighs
This won't hurt at all
Put those between your legs and pull
Hold the mayo
Even condos can crumble
Energize your workout
Propellor feet
Are you sure this isn't too big