Ryan Swanson 2009
Excellence is obedience
Regretful nightmares
Have one for the marlboro man
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Everyone likes twin shit
He looks like my friend, Brian
Houndstooth homer
I have no use for the letter
Bridges will part for the right thighs
The swelling will go down eventually
Texting while crying
A pillar of ingenuity
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Put those between your legs and pull
Are you sure this isn't too big
I think it's a door jam
This conference sucks
Your closet is huge
Hold the mayo
Even condos can crumble
This won't hurt at all
Propellor feet
Energize your workout
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws