Ryan Swanson 2009
A pillar of ingenuity
Regretful nightmares
Your closet is huge
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Hold the mayo
Are you sure this isn't too big
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Texting while crying
I think it's a door jam
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Energize your workout
This won't hurt at all
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
He looks like my friend, Brian
This conference sucks
Put those between your legs and pull
I have no use for the letter
Propellor feet
Even condos can crumble
Everyone likes twin shit
Have one for the marlboro man
Excellence is obedience
The swelling will go down eventually
Houndstooth homer