Ryan Swanson 2009
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
I think it's a door jam
Regretful nightmares
Excellence is obedience
Are you sure this isn't too big
This won't hurt at all
He looks like my friend, Brian
A pillar of ingenuity
This conference sucks
Hold the mayo
Energize your workout
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Everyone likes twin shit
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
I have no use for the letter
The swelling will go down eventually
Propellor feet
Put those between your legs and pull
Have one for the marlboro man
Houndstooth homer
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Even condos can crumble
Texting while crying
Your closet is huge