Ryan Swanson 2009
Hold the mayo
A pillar of ingenuity
Houndstooth homer
Are you sure this isn't too big
I have no use for the letter
The swelling will go down eventually
Your closet is huge
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Energize your workout
Have one for the marlboro man
This conference sucks
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Excellence is obedience
He looks like my friend, Brian
Everyone likes twin shit
Even condos can crumble
Propellor feet
I think it's a door jam
This won't hurt at all
Texting while crying
Regretful nightmares
Put those between your legs and pull