Ryan Swanson 2009
Your closet is huge
The swelling will go down eventually
I think it's a door jam
He looks like my friend, Brian
Texting while crying
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Houndstooth homer
Even condos can crumble
Regretful nightmares
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Have one for the marlboro man
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
A pillar of ingenuity
Excellence is obedience
This conference sucks
This won't hurt at all
Energize your workout
Everyone likes twin shit
Hold the mayo
Are you sure this isn't too big
Propellor feet
I have no use for the letter
Put those between your legs and pull