Ryan Swanson 2009
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
This conference sucks
Propellor feet
Put those between your legs and pull
He looks like my friend, Brian
Energize your workout
Have one for the marlboro man
The swelling will go down eventually
Hold the mayo
Texting while crying
This won't hurt at all
Even condos can crumble
Excellence is obedience
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
I have no use for the letter
Houndstooth homer
Regretful nightmares
Are you sure this isn't too big
Everyone likes twin shit
A pillar of ingenuity
Bridges will part for the right thighs
I think it's a door jam
Your closet is huge