Ryan Swanson 2009
Bridges will part for the right thighs
This won't hurt at all
Put those between your legs and pull
Excellence is obedience
Hold the mayo
I think it's a door jam
I have no use for the letter
Your closet is huge
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
He looks like my friend, Brian
Even condos can crumble
This conference sucks
Houndstooth homer
Everyone likes twin shit
Energize your workout
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Texting while crying
Regretful nightmares
The swelling will go down eventually
Propellor feet
Have one for the marlboro man
Are you sure this isn't too big
A pillar of ingenuity
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws