Ryan Swanson 2009
Texting while crying
This conference sucks
Your closet is huge
I think it's a door jam
Put those between your legs and pull
Have one for the marlboro man
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Excellence is obedience
Everyone likes twin shit
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Houndstooth homer
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Are you sure this isn't too big
Propellor feet
A pillar of ingenuity
The swelling will go down eventually
Even condos can crumble
This won't hurt at all
Energize your workout
Hold the mayo
Regretful nightmares
I have no use for the letter
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
He looks like my friend, Brian