Ryan Swanson 2009
Have one for the marlboro man
I think it's a door jam
This won't hurt at all
Propellor feet
Texting while crying
He looks like my friend, Brian
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Everyone likes twin shit
This conference sucks
Your closet is huge
Excellence is obedience
Houndstooth homer
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
The swelling will go down eventually
I have no use for the letter
Hold the mayo
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Energize your workout
Are you sure this isn't too big
A pillar of ingenuity
Even condos can crumble
Regretful nightmares
Put those between your legs and pull