Ryan Swanson 2009
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Are you sure this isn't too big
Bridges will part for the right thighs
I think it's a door jam
Have one for the marlboro man
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
He looks like my friend, Brian
Even condos can crumble
Regretful nightmares
Texting while crying
This conference sucks
Hold the mayo
The swelling will go down eventually
Your closet is huge
Propellor feet
Put those between your legs and pull
I have no use for the letter
Excellence is obedience
Houndstooth homer
A pillar of ingenuity
This won't hurt at all
Everyone likes twin shit
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Energize your workout