Ryan Swanson

2009

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It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Have one for the marlboro man
The swelling will go down eventually
This conference sucks
This won't hurt at all
Everyone likes twin shit
Excellence is obedience
Even condos can crumble
Propellor feet
I think it's a door jam
Hold the mayo
Regretful nightmares
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Texting while crying
Energize your workout
A pillar of ingenuity
Houndstooth homer
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Your closet is huge
Are you sure this isn't too big
He looks like my friend, Brian
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
I have no use for the letter
Put those between your legs and pull
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