Ryan Swanson 2009
A pillar of ingenuity
This won't hurt at all
Regretful nightmares
Have one for the marlboro man
This conference sucks
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Even condos can crumble
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Energize your workout
The swelling will go down eventually
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Propellor feet
Houndstooth homer
I think it's a door jam
Everyone likes twin shit
Excellence is obedience
Texting while crying
Are you sure this isn't too big
Put those between your legs and pull
Your closet is huge
I have no use for the letter
He looks like my friend, Brian
Hold the mayo
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea