Ryan Swanson 2009
Houndstooth homer
Bridges will part for the right thighs
The swelling will go down eventually
I think it's a door jam
Everyone likes twin shit
Your closet is huge
Are you sure this isn't too big
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Have one for the marlboro man
Texting while crying
Regretful nightmares
This conference sucks
Propellor feet
Even condos can crumble
This won't hurt at all
He looks like my friend, Brian
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Put those between your legs and pull
Excellence is obedience
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
I have no use for the letter
A pillar of ingenuity
Hold the mayo
Energize your workout