Ryan Swanson 2009
A pillar of ingenuity
Hold the mayo
Your closet is huge
Texting while crying
The swelling will go down eventually
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
This won't hurt at all
Houndstooth homer
I think it's a door jam
This conference sucks
Energize your workout
I have no use for the letter
Excellence is obedience
Propellor feet
He looks like my friend, Brian
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Have one for the marlboro man
Are you sure this isn't too big
Even condos can crumble
Put those between your legs and pull
Everyone likes twin shit
Regretful nightmares
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws