Ryan Swanson 2009
I think it's a door jam
Bridges will part for the right thighs
He looks like my friend, Brian
I have no use for the letter
Houndstooth homer
Hold the mayo
Energize your workout
A pillar of ingenuity
Excellence is obedience
This won't hurt at all
This conference sucks
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Everyone likes twin shit
Even condos can crumble
Are you sure this isn't too big
Put those between your legs and pull
Propellor feet
Texting while crying
Regretful nightmares
The swelling will go down eventually
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Your closet is huge
Have one for the marlboro man