Ryan Swanson 2009
Bridges will part for the right thighs
I think it's a door jam
Are you sure this isn't too big
This won't hurt at all
Hold the mayo
I have no use for the letter
Regretful nightmares
Energize your workout
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Houndstooth homer
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Excellence is obedience
Even condos can crumble
The swelling will go down eventually
Texting while crying
Have one for the marlboro man
A pillar of ingenuity
This conference sucks
Everyone likes twin shit
Propellor feet
Put those between your legs and pull
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Your closet is huge
He looks like my friend, Brian