Ryan Swanson 2009
I think it's a door jam
Everyone likes twin shit
He looks like my friend, Brian
Have one for the marlboro man
This won't hurt at all
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Propellor feet
Even condos can crumble
A pillar of ingenuity
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
The swelling will go down eventually
Regretful nightmares
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
I have no use for the letter
Hold the mayo
This conference sucks
Excellence is obedience
Are you sure this isn't too big
Put those between your legs and pull
Energize your workout
Your closet is huge
Texting while crying
Houndstooth homer