Ryan Swanson 2009
Regretful nightmares
Propellor feet
Are you sure this isn't too big
Bridges will part for the right thighs
This won't hurt at all
Houndstooth homer
Hold the mayo
Texting while crying
He looks like my friend, Brian
A pillar of ingenuity
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
The swelling will go down eventually
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Put those between your legs and pull
I think it's a door jam
Your closet is huge
I have no use for the letter
Even condos can crumble
Everyone likes twin shit
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
This conference sucks
Excellence is obedience
Energize your workout
Have one for the marlboro man