Ryan Swanson 2009
He looks like my friend, Brian
I think it's a door jam
A pillar of ingenuity
Bridges will part for the right thighs
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Have one for the marlboro man
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
The swelling will go down eventually
Energize your workout
Regretful nightmares
Hold the mayo
Everyone likes twin shit
This won't hurt at all
Your closet is huge
Are you sure this isn't too big
Texting while crying
Houndstooth homer
Excellence is obedience
Propellor feet
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
I have no use for the letter
Even condos can crumble
This conference sucks
Put those between your legs and pull