Ryan Swanson 2009
This conference sucks
Put those between your legs and pull
Even condos can crumble
Your closet is huge
Texting while crying
Hold the mayo
I think it's a door jam
I have no use for the letter
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Houndstooth homer
He looks like my friend, Brian
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
This won't hurt at all
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
The swelling will go down eventually
Are you sure this isn't too big
Propellor feet
Excellence is obedience
Have one for the marlboro man
Regretful nightmares
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
A pillar of ingenuity
Energize your workout
Everyone likes twin shit