Ryan Swanson 2009
Hold the mayo
Texting while crying
Put those between your legs and pull
Everyone likes twin shit
Excellence is obedience
Your closet is huge
Even condos can crumble
Have one for the marlboro man
This won't hurt at all
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
A pillar of ingenuity
This conference sucks
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Energize your workout
Regretful nightmares
Are you sure this isn't too big
He looks like my friend, Brian
I have no use for the letter
I think it's a door jam
Houndstooth homer
The swelling will go down eventually
Propellor feet
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend