Ryan Swanson 2009
Texting while crying
This conference sucks
Regretful nightmares
Houndstooth homer
I have no use for the letter
Everyone likes twin shit
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Propellor feet
He looks like my friend, Brian
This won't hurt at all
A pillar of ingenuity
The swelling will go down eventually
Put those between your legs and pull
Hold the mayo
Even condos can crumble
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Are you sure this isn't too big
Have one for the marlboro man
Excellence is obedience
I think it's a door jam
Your closet is huge
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Energize your workout
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea