Ryan Swanson 2009
The swelling will go down eventually
Texting while crying
A pillar of ingenuity
Energize your workout
Even condos can crumble
Houndstooth homer
This won't hurt at all
I think it's a door jam
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
He looks like my friend, Brian
Propellor feet
Your closet is huge
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
This conference sucks
Have one for the marlboro man
I have no use for the letter
Hold the mayo
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Excellence is obedience
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Put those between your legs and pull
Regretful nightmares
Everyone likes twin shit
Are you sure this isn't too big