Ryan Swanson 2009
Hold the mayo
I have no use for the letter
A pillar of ingenuity
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Houndstooth homer
Texting while crying
Propellor feet
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Energize your workout
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Excellence is obedience
The swelling will go down eventually
Put those between your legs and pull
This won't hurt at all
Have one for the marlboro man
This conference sucks
Even condos can crumble
Regretful nightmares
I think it's a door jam
Your closet is huge
Everyone likes twin shit
Bridges will part for the right thighs
He looks like my friend, Brian
Are you sure this isn't too big