Ryan Swanson 2009
He looks like my friend, Brian
Your closet is huge
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Excellence is obedience
This won't hurt at all
This conference sucks
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
A pillar of ingenuity
The swelling will go down eventually
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
I have no use for the letter
Are you sure this isn't too big
Hold the mayo
Houndstooth homer
Texting while crying
I think it's a door jam
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Energize your workout
Propellor feet
Everyone likes twin shit
Put those between your legs and pull
Regretful nightmares
Even condos can crumble
Have one for the marlboro man