Ryan Swanson 2009
Texting while crying
I have no use for the letter
Propellor feet
Regretful nightmares
Houndstooth homer
Have one for the marlboro man
I think it's a door jam
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Are you sure this isn't too big
Energize your workout
This won't hurt at all
Even condos can crumble
Put those between your legs and pull
Your closet is huge
The swelling will go down eventually
Hold the mayo
A pillar of ingenuity
Bridges will part for the right thighs
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
This conference sucks
He looks like my friend, Brian
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Everyone likes twin shit
Excellence is obedience