Ryan Swanson 2009
Hold the mayo
Your closet is huge
I think it's a door jam
This conference sucks
Energize your workout
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Regretful nightmares
A pillar of ingenuity
Even condos can crumble
Everyone likes twin shit
This won't hurt at all
Houndstooth homer
Bridges will part for the right thighs
I have no use for the letter
Excellence is obedience
Have one for the marlboro man
Put those between your legs and pull
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Texting while crying
Propellor feet
The swelling will go down eventually
He looks like my friend, Brian
Are you sure this isn't too big