Ryan Swanson 2009
Texting while crying
Excellence is obedience
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Everyone likes twin shit
Are you sure this isn't too big
A pillar of ingenuity
Hold the mayo
I have no use for the letter
Put those between your legs and pull
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
I think it's a door jam
The swelling will go down eventually
Have one for the marlboro man
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Houndstooth homer
Energize your workout
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Even condos can crumble
He looks like my friend, Brian
This conference sucks
Propellor feet
Regretful nightmares
This won't hurt at all
Your closet is huge