Ryan Swanson 2009
Are you sure this isn't too big
Texting while crying
This conference sucks
Put those between your legs and pull
Your closet is huge
Have one for the marlboro man
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Propellor feet
The swelling will go down eventually
Houndstooth homer
Energize your workout
Hold the mayo
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Regretful nightmares
Everyone likes twin shit
Even condos can crumble
This won't hurt at all
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
A pillar of ingenuity
Excellence is obedience
He looks like my friend, Brian
I have no use for the letter
I think it's a door jam