Ryan Swanson 2009
A pillar of ingenuity
Everyone likes twin shit
Houndstooth homer
I think it's a door jam
Hold the mayo
The swelling will go down eventually
Have one for the marlboro man
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
He looks like my friend, Brian
Even condos can crumble
Texting while crying
Your closet is huge
Excellence is obedience
This conference sucks
Propellor feet
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Put those between your legs and pull
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
I have no use for the letter
This won't hurt at all
Are you sure this isn't too big
Regretful nightmares
Energize your workout