Ryan Swanson 2009
Are you sure this isn't too big
Texting while crying
This conference sucks
Have one for the marlboro man
Propellor feet
Your closet is huge
Houndstooth homer
Bridges will part for the right thighs
The swelling will go down eventually
Excellence is obedience
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Everyone likes twin shit
I think it's a door jam
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Regretful nightmares
Even condos can crumble
Hold the mayo
This won't hurt at all
Energize your workout
A pillar of ingenuity
He looks like my friend, Brian
I have no use for the letter
Put those between your legs and pull