Ryan Swanson 2009
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Are you sure this isn't too big
Regretful nightmares
Excellence is obedience
Even condos can crumble
Texting while crying
Propellor feet
The swelling will go down eventually
Have one for the marlboro man
A pillar of ingenuity
Hold the mayo
This conference sucks
He looks like my friend, Brian
Houndstooth homer
This won't hurt at all
Your closet is huge
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
I have no use for the letter
Energize your workout
Everyone likes twin shit
I think it's a door jam
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Put those between your legs and pull
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea