Ryan Swanson 2009
Are you sure this isn't too big
Houndstooth homer
Put those between your legs and pull
Have one for the marlboro man
Bridges will part for the right thighs
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Regretful nightmares
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
I think it's a door jam
Your closet is huge
Hold the mayo
He looks like my friend, Brian
This conference sucks
I have no use for the letter
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Energize your workout
Even condos can crumble
This won't hurt at all
Everyone likes twin shit
Propellor feet
A pillar of ingenuity
The swelling will go down eventually
Excellence is obedience
Texting while crying