Ryan Swanson



Regretful nightmares
Everyone likes twin shit
Houndstooth homer
Excellence is obedience
Energize your workout
I have no use for the letter
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
A pillar of ingenuity
Put those between your legs and pull
This conference sucks
Your closet is huge
Are you sure this isn't too big
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
He looks like my friend, Brian
Texting while crying
Even condos can crumble
Have one for the marlboro man
Hold the mayo
The swelling will go down eventually
Propellor feet
I think it's a door jam
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Bridges will part for the right thighs
This won't hurt at all

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