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In one end, out the other
Check out these abs
The fat twin always get jealous
I'm saving up for a car
Finger bumps
Ismorsha
Knots of experience
Retired Batman
Split from the survivors
What you do with the seashell is your business
Fat girls have all the fun
He looks like my friend, Brian
It's about a boy
Who needs a permit
Not implants, just a little boost
Vegas, baby
That kind of looks like balls
Teardrops and sand
Round and round we go
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Now take another one of me flexing
Tap
A monument to unused ideas
A pillar of ingenuity
Our attorney is here now
Chests with breasts
Against the passive wall
1970's kitchen set
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Rip tide at antiques road show
Wall flower
It's going to fall if you add anything to it
Her father is the old one
I'd say she's more like six months
I'll wait until they are done
blowpaper
Your closet is huge
Untied shoes
Fat man at a two top
To many legs
Jump squats in thongs
Everyone likes twin shit
I think this used to be a sculpture
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Poor mans logo
Put those between your legs and pull
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Pattern design
Carousal
I think it's a door jam
Puddle Hopper
Cape cod teenager
I'd like to buy a bird bath
Dining room mating habits
Propellor feet
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Aquarius has a gun
That hole will heal in no time
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
My final answer
Are you sure this isn't too big
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
He was kind of hot in the shinning
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Rebounding and other bad habits
Lets table that for now
Chomping summer beach time
Squish, dash and dart
We should go to St. Barts again
trapeze terrorist
Can't stop thinking about you
Add an accent lamp to an otherwise dull room
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Octo-man
The natives have cell phones
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
This conference sucks
Thats not something you are allowed to touch
I can't tell if I like it or hate it
Reach around
I'm clapping, but I don't mean it
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Without a red flag
You need rodeo shoes for that
I'm going to quit soon
I'd do anything to get her necklace
Hold the mayo
Pattern design
1940s hairstyles make me feel safe
It's wrong but so thrilling
Just mash it down
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Mofinna
This won't hurt at all
Who needs sisters
Sit-ups are for losers
Not until we get to the other side
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Stepping on toes
These guns do trim
Tight places
And now we move
The swelling will go down eventually
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Slavasha
Congratulations, your arranged marriage has been placed on hold
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Have one for the marlboro man
Church of houndstooth
First pump
Energize your workout
Kiss me not
Before hours
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
Wonky-donk
Enough, you mean not enough
It felt hot coming out
I have no use for the letter
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