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Have one for the marlboro man
It felt hot coming out
Propellor feet
Split from the survivors
Now take another one of me flexing
We should go to St. Barts again
Mofinna
Congratulations, your arranged marriage has been placed on hold
Fat girls have all the fun
The natives have cell phones
Our attorney is here now
My final answer
He looks like my friend, Brian
It's wrong but so thrilling
Puddle Hopper
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
I have no use for the letter
I'll wait until they are done
Lets table that for now
Carousal
Can't stop thinking about you
I'd do anything to get her necklace
Thats not something you are allowed to touch
This conference sucks
Sit-ups are for losers
These guns do trim
Not until we get to the other side
Slavasha
Untied shoes
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
I think this used to be a sculpture
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
I'm clapping, but I don't mean it
Tight places
Before hours
Check out these abs
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
Against the passive wall
1940s hairstyles make me feel safe
Knots of experience
Are you sure this isn't too big
blowpaper
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
Octo-man
And now we move
What you do with the seashell is your business
It's about a boy
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Who needs sisters
Put those between your legs and pull
I'm saving up for a car
Squish, dash and dart
Cape cod teenager
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
The new mall has an ice skating rink
A monument to unused ideas
Rip tide at antiques road show
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Pattern design
That kind of looks like balls
Tap
Who needs a permit
Stepping on toes
Hold the mayo
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Her father is the old one
Church of houndstooth
Pattern design
Just mash it down
The swelling will go down eventually
Your closet is huge
Without a red flag
Reach around
Not implants, just a little boost
Rebounding and other bad habits
The fat twin always get jealous
Chests with breasts
Kiss me not
Wonky-donk
I'd like to buy a bird bath
Everyone likes twin shit
Enough, you mean not enough
trapeze terrorist
Fat man at a two top
Add an accent lamp to an otherwise dull room
To many legs
Poor mans logo
1970's kitchen set
You need rodeo shoes for that
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
A pillar of ingenuity
Vegas, baby
Ismorsha
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Wall flower
Jump squats in thongs
Aquarius has a gun
Retired Batman
It's going to fall if you add anything to it
Round and round we go
Dining room mating habits
Elephant man regretted his color palette
That hole will heal in no time
Chomping summer beach time
This won't hurt at all
I can't tell if I like it or hate it
Finger bumps
He was kind of hot in the shinning
I think it's a door jam
In one end, out the other
Energize your workout
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
That fat bitch broke my shoe
First pump
Teardrops and sand
I'm going to quit soon
I'd say she's more like six months
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