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The swelling will go down eventually
It's going to fall if you add anything to it
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Who needs a permit
1940s hairstyles make me feel safe
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Stepping on toes
Fat girls have all the fun
I'll wait until they are done
A monument to unused ideas
Not implants, just a little boost
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
It's about a boy
Reach around
What you do with the seashell is your business
I think this used to be a sculpture
Put those between your legs and pull
Poor mans logo
Sit-ups are for losers
It's wrong but so thrilling
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
The fat twin always get jealous
Kiss me not
Aquarius has a gun
My final answer
Knots of experience
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Who needs sisters
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
It felt hot coming out
Your closet is huge
I'd do anything to get her necklace
To many legs
In one end, out the other
Ismorsha
Energize your workout
That kind of looks like balls
Vegas, baby
Can't stop thinking about you
I'd say she's more like six months
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Squish, dash and dart
Hold the mayo
I'm clapping, but I don't mean it
Fat man at a two top
Wonky-donk
Have one for the marlboro man
A pillar of ingenuity
Octo-man
Tight places
Retired Batman
blowpaper
Dining room mating habits
Mofinna
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
Are you sure this isn't too big
Lets table that for now
Carousal
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Our attorney is here now
Thats not something you are allowed to touch
Rip tide at antiques road show
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Split from the survivors
Chests with breasts
I can't tell if I like it or hate it
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Without a red flag
trapeze terrorist
I'm going to quit soon
Congratulations, your arranged marriage has been placed on hold
Slavasha
And now we move
Propellor feet
Cape cod teenager
These guns do trim
Finger bumps
1970's kitchen set
Not until we get to the other side
Round and round we go
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
You need rodeo shoes for that
Against the passive wall
Jump squats in thongs
Wall flower
Before hours
Tap
Now take another one of me flexing
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
I'm saving up for a car
The new mall has an ice skating rink
We should go to St. Barts again
Enough, you mean not enough
I have no use for the letter
First pump
This won't hurt at all
Pattern design
Just mash it down
I think it's a door jam
Puddle Hopper
Chomping summer beach time
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Pattern design
This conference sucks
Everyone likes twin shit
Rebounding and other bad habits
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Untied shoes
Teardrops and sand
Church of houndstooth
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
The natives have cell phones
He was kind of hot in the shinning
That hole will heal in no time
Her father is the old one
Check out these abs
He looks like my friend, Brian
Add an accent lamp to an otherwise dull room
I'd like to buy a bird bath
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