Ryan Swanson Handmade
Knots of experience
Put those between your legs and pull
That hole will heal in no time
Fat girls have all the fun
Hold the mayo
Everyone likes twin shit
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Enough, you mean not enough
Can't stop thinking about you
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Dining room mating habits
This conference sucks
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Stepping on toes
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
He was kind of hot in the shinning
1940s hairstyles make me feel safe
Untied shoes
The swelling will go down eventually
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Without a red flag
Not implants, just a little boost
Reach around
Split from the survivors
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Kiss me not
Add an accent lamp to an otherwise dull room
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Round and round we go
I'll wait until they are done
Not until we get to the other side
Our attorney is here now
Tap
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
A pillar of ingenuity
This won't hurt at all
Squish, dash and dart
Pattern design
Thats not something you are allowed to touch
Fat man at a two top
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
I'm saving up for a car
I'm going to quit soon
Congratulations, your arranged marriage has been placed on hold
Pattern design
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
The fat twin always get jealous
Tight places
We should go to St. Barts again
Finger bumps
1970's kitchen set
Her father is the old one
Jump squats in thongs
Church of houndstooth
Ismorsha
Rip tide at antiques road show
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Wall flower
Wonky-donk
Carousal
Before hours
The natives have cell phones
Propellor feet
It's about a boy
And now we move
These guns do trim
I'd say she's more like six months
blowpaper
Chests with breasts
Check out these abs
Lets table that for now
Your closet is huge
Octo-man
Now take another one of me flexing
Who needs a permit
Vegas, baby
What you do with the seashell is your business
I can't tell if I like it or hate it
That kind of looks like balls
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Mofinna
To many legs
Poor mans logo
My final answer
Cape cod teenager
I think this used to be a sculpture
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
Rebounding and other bad habits
Have one for the marlboro man
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Aquarius has a gun
I'm clapping, but I don't mean it
In one end, out the other
You need rodeo shoes for that
He looks like my friend, Brian
Teardrops and sand
It's wrong but so thrilling
Against the passive wall
Retired Batman
Chomping summer beach time
Are you sure this isn't too big
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
First pump
Puddle Hopper
Just mash it down
Energize your workout
trapeze terrorist
Who needs sisters
I think it's a door jam
It felt hot coming out
I have no use for the letter
I'd do anything to get her necklace
It's going to fall if you add anything to it
Sit-ups are for losers
I'd like to buy a bird bath
Slavasha
A monument to unused ideas