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This Is What I Think Miami Looks Like
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
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In case of emergency use liposuction
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Still life with metro-sexual
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
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Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
Central Administration
My face got eaten by her beauty
Never loose your grip
I roll like that
Tired Clown #1
Glass ceilings and all
January 26
New golf outfits
Praise his wicked ways
Ya, but he can only do it two times
I'm not going to let him know my name
Falling Backwards
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Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Mile high club
It's old but someone will take it
Does this make me look fat?
Excellence is obedience
The hunter
LA in the 80s
Miami
Monster
Something better, something longer
Thats not going to fit in there
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It's going to last at least 12 hours
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Knock out
I don't want to know her name
Proposed Mural
New American billboard
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
It's neo-po-post traditional
Bridges will part for the right thighs
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Medusa
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First in, first out
Linear bends
Beach sex only works in movies
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Glitter thighs
Got what you needed
The Decision Maker
Get off the couch
Got what you needed
Chocolate factory
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Regretful nightmares
Grandma those are some sharp teeth
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
July twenty-seventh
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You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Pretty Assholes
march first
Tug of War
He also golfs a great game
First in, first out
Trumpet Balls
The land of loud
Snozzberry
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Zach Morris
It's always been about you
Texting while crying
Thats going to ruin your posture
Beheaded, just like her father...
Modern plant formations
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It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Style Monster
Social climber
It's not you it's me
Polka-what
Show up late leave early syndrome
Put some deodorant on that
Like her grandmothers house
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Diamond back
Workspace
Too drunk to dance
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You're not going anywhere in that outfit
From tomorrow he comes
Their clothes never fit
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Big Brother
I never really liked Disney World
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The hunter
Bed Hopping
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Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
Can't complain about dinner
Banananas
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Tired Clown #2
Monument to a better future
Not that couch
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Glass ceilings and all
First in, first out
Stay in the fence
April is riding season
Whats done is done
Bad habits die hard
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I still like that single ladies video
January 27th
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
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I still like that single ladies video
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Locked up, inside up
Drain
Houndstooth homer
Their clothes never fit
August twelfth
Diamond dropper
Beach house
King-un-done
Let me tell you a secret
on purpose after the accident
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Wreck my neck
Even condos can crumble
Tickle my peacock
Uncle Sam says so
The land of loud
Clean-up the bathroom
Tug of war
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Hold me down
Tender St
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
No ones gonna find out
Fourth time at camp
I think she put it in her purse
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Praise his wicked ways
Tired Clown #1
This is what I think Miami looks like
Unfinished Lexicon
Style monster
Dogs have easy lives
A classical nightmare
Hipster hallucinations hot hangovers
Bed Heads
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Shingles on the museum
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Hipster hallucinations hot hangovers
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
The Miami Housewife
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S
Tired Clown #2
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Get your boobs out of my way
Dead of night, black as rain
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
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