Ryan Swanson Gray
Monument to a better future
Too drunk to dance
He looks like my friend, Brian
Work shoes
I don't want to know her name
In case of emergency use liposuction
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Stegosaurus hooker
Glitter thighs
Middle management
The man without qualities
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
Bad habits die hard
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Just mash it down
Wonky-donk
Octo-man
Knots of experience
Ok, I'm done now
Puddle Hopper
Rip tide at antiques road show
Now take another one of me flexing
Clean-up the bathroom
It's old but someone will take it
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Beach sex only works in movies
It's drunk o'clock fattie
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Kiss me not
A pillar of ingenuity
Style Monster
Without a red flag
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
I'm not going to let him know my name
I'd do anything to get her necklace
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
Regretful nightmares
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
trapeze terrorist
That fat bitch broke my shoe
on purpose after the accident
Workspace
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Not implants, just a little boost
I'd like to buy a bird bath
It's wrong but so thrilling
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
Tender St
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I still like that single ladies video
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
Wreck my neck
I'll wait until they are done
Stegosaurus hooker at work
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say