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A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Overkill Catalog
Clean-up the bathroom
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
Rip tide at antiques road show
It's drunk o'clock fattie
The man without qualities
A pillar of ingenuity
I'd like to buy a bird bath
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Wonky-donk
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Style Monster
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
I'm not going to let him know my name
Knots of experience
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
In case of emergency use liposuction
Glitter thighs
Without a red flag
Not implants, just a little boost
Beach sex only works in movies
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
on purpose after the accident
It's old but someone will take it
Stegosaurus hooker at work
I still like that single ladies video
Work shoes
Puddle Hopper
Bad habits die hard
Workspace
Tender St
He looks like my friend, Brian
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I'd do anything to get her necklace
I don't want to know her name
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
Octo-man
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Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
The new mall has an ice skating rink
It's wrong but so thrilling
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Just mash it down
Too drunk to dance
Now take another one of me flexing
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
trapeze terrorist
Kiss me not
Monument to a better future
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Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
I'll wait until they are done
Regretful nightmares
Stegosaurus hooker
Middle management
Wreck my neck
Ok, I'm done now
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