Ryan Swanson Gray
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Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
It's wrong but so thrilling
Puddle Hopper
The new mall has an ice skating rink
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It's going to last at least 12 hours
Not implants, just a little boost
Work shoes
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Knots of experience
Kiss me not
Without a red flag
Wreck my neck
I still like that single ladies video
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
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Rip tide at antiques road show
The man without qualities
Monument to a better future
Too drunk to dance
Clean-up the bathroom
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
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It's drunk o'clock fattie
Beach sex only works in movies
Wonky-donk
Tender St
I'll wait until they are done
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Octo-man
A pillar of ingenuity
In case of emergency use liposuction
It's old but someone will take it
Bad habits die hard
I'd like to buy a bird bath
Stegosaurus hooker
He looks like my friend, Brian
trapeze terrorist
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
Ok, I'm done now
Now take another one of me flexing
I'd do anything to get her necklace
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
Stegosaurus hooker at work
Glitter thighs
on purpose after the accident
Middle management
I'm not going to let him know my name
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Just mash it down
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
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Regretful nightmares
Style Monster
I don't want to know her name
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
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