Ryan Swanson Gray
Puddle Hopper
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BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
Now take another one of me flexing
Octo-man
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Kiss me not
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Work shoes
I'd do anything to get her necklace
Stegosaurus hooker
Too drunk to dance
He looks like my friend, Brian
Rip tide at antiques road show
Regretful nightmares
Tender St
trapeze terrorist
Beach sex only works in movies
Middle management
Ok, I'm done now
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Monument to a better future
I still like that single ladies video
on purpose after the accident
Not implants, just a little boost
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Stegosaurus hooker at work
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Glitter thighs
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
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I'd like to buy a bird bath
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Without a red flag
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
It's wrong but so thrilling
A pillar of ingenuity
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Clean-up the bathroom
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Bad habits die hard
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Workspace
I don't want to know her name
Just mash it down
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
It's old but someone will take it
In case of emergency use liposuction
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
The man without qualities
I'm not going to let him know my name
I'll wait until they are done
Knots of experience
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
Wonky-donk
Wreck my neck
Style Monster
The new mall has an ice skating rink
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say