Ryan Swanson Gray
Not implants, just a little boost
That fat bitch broke my shoe
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
It's going to last at least 12 hours
I don't want to know her name
In case of emergency use liposuction
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Puddle Hopper
It's old but someone will take it
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
The man without qualities
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Too drunk to dance
Glitter thighs
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Rip tide at antiques road show
Stegosaurus hooker
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Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
Clean-up the bathroom
Just mash it down
I still like that single ladies video
I'd like to buy a bird bath
Stegosaurus hooker at work
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He looks like my friend, Brian
Beach sex only works in movies
It's wrong but so thrilling
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Octo-man
Style Monster
trapeze terrorist
A pillar of ingenuity
on purpose after the accident
Regretful nightmares
Without a red flag
Wonky-donk
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
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I'm not going to let him know my name
I'd do anything to get her necklace
Wreck my neck
Middle management
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She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
Kiss me not
Tender St
Ok, I'm done now
Knots of experience
It's drunk o'clock fattie
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
Workspace
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I'll wait until they are done
Work shoes
Now take another one of me flexing
Bad habits die hard
Monument to a better future