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trapeze terrorist
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
The man without qualities
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Rip tide at antiques road show
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
Regretful nightmares
Bad habits die hard
Puddle Hopper
Glitter thighs
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Wonky-donk
I don't want to know her name
Too drunk to dance
Knots of experience
Clean-up the bathroom
Wreck my neck
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
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Workspace
Middle management
Beach sex only works in movies
Not implants, just a little boost
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It's old but someone will take it
Style Monster
Without a red flag
Just mash it down
Stegosaurus hooker at work
Tender St
Ok, I'm done now
I still like that single ladies video
Monument to a better future
I'd do anything to get her necklace
on purpose after the accident
The new mall has an ice skating rink
I'm not going to let him know my name
Kiss me not
A pillar of ingenuity
That fat bitch broke my shoe
He looks like my friend, Brian
In case of emergency use liposuction
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
It's going to last at least 12 hours
I'd like to buy a bird bath
Now take another one of me flexing
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Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
It's wrong but so thrilling
Stegosaurus hooker
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
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Work shoes
I'll wait until they are done
Octo-man
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
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