Ryan Swanson Gray
In case of emergency use liposuction
I'd like to buy a bird bath
Kiss me not
Monument to a better future
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
It's wrong but so thrilling
Stegosaurus hooker
I'm not going to let him know my name
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
Beach sex only works in movies
Stegosaurus hooker at work
The man without qualities
Bad habits die hard
Wreck my neck
Workspace
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It's going to last at least 12 hours
I still like that single ladies video
Octo-man
Ok, I'm done now
Glitter thighs
Work shoes
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
I'll wait until they are done
trapeze terrorist
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
Puddle Hopper
It's old but someone will take it
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Regretful nightmares
He looks like my friend, Brian
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Now take another one of me flexing
Rip tide at antiques road show
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A pillar of ingenuity
Knots of experience
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Wonky-donk
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Middle management
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Just mash it down
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Tender St
on purpose after the accident
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
I'd do anything to get her necklace
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
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Not implants, just a little boost
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Style Monster
Clean-up the bathroom
Without a red flag
I don't want to know her name
Too drunk to dance