Ryan Swanson

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Bad habits die hard
Rip tide at antiques road show
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Regretful nightmares
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Ok, I'm done now
Glitter thighs
Work shoes
Just mash it down
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I'd like to buy a bird bath
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
Octo-man
Now take another one of me flexing
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Middle management
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
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Stegosaurus hooker at work
I still like that single ladies video
I'd do anything to get her necklace
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Monument to a better future
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
Stegosaurus hooker
I'm not going to let him know my name
Not implants, just a little boost
It's wrong but so thrilling
I'll wait until they are done
Clean-up the bathroom
Too drunk to dance
Workspace
A pillar of ingenuity
Kiss me not
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A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
Puddle Hopper
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Wreck my neck
In case of emergency use liposuction
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
The man without qualities
Beach sex only works in movies
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
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Without a red flag
I don't want to know her name
He looks like my friend, Brian
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
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on purpose after the accident
Style Monster
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
Wonky-donk
Knots of experience
trapeze terrorist
It's going to last at least 12 hours
It's old but someone will take it
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