Ryan Swanson Gray
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
It's old but someone will take it
The man without qualities
I'd do anything to get her necklace
Stegosaurus hooker at work
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Regretful nightmares
It's drunk o'clock fattie
It's going to last at least 12 hours
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Now take another one of me flexing
Wreck my neck
Clean-up the bathroom
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
I'm not going to let him know my name
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
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Just mash it down
The new mall has an ice skating rink
I don't want to know her name
Without a red flag
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Wonky-donk
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
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Ok, I'm done now
Work shoes
Style Monster
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Monument to a better future
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Rip tide at antiques road show
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
Not implants, just a little boost
Glitter thighs
Octo-man
A pillar of ingenuity
Bad habits die hard
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
It's wrong but so thrilling
Stegosaurus hooker
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I'll wait until they are done
Middle management
trapeze terrorist
I'd like to buy a bird bath
In case of emergency use liposuction
Kiss me not
I still like that single ladies video
Too drunk to dance
Tender St
on purpose after the accident
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
Workspace
Beach sex only works in movies
Puddle Hopper
He looks like my friend, Brian
Knots of experience