Ryan Swanson Gray
Clean-up the bathroom
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Work shoes
Beach sex only works in movies
The man without qualities
I'd like to buy a bird bath
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
I'd do anything to get her necklace
Stegosaurus hooker at work
That fat bitch broke my shoe
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Style Monster
It's old but someone will take it
Middle management
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Octo-man
Knots of experience
It's going to last at least 12 hours
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Wonky-donk
Rip tide at antiques road show
I'm not going to let him know my name
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Puddle Hopper
Without a red flag
It's wrong but so thrilling
A pillar of ingenuity
Just mash it down
Too drunk to dance
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
Tender St
Wreck my neck
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
Regretful nightmares
Stegosaurus hooker
I'll wait until they are done
trapeze terrorist
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Kiss me not
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
Ok, I'm done now
Monument to a better future
Workspace
In case of emergency use liposuction
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Bad habits die hard
on purpose after the accident
I still like that single ladies video
I don't want to know her name
He looks like my friend, Brian
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The new mall has an ice skating rink
Now take another one of me flexing
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Glitter thighs
Not implants, just a little boost