Ryan Swanson 2010
M
X
Beach sex only works in movies
P
U
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Y
I'll wait until they are done
L
Can't complain about dinner
Get off the couch
Poor mans logo
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Grandma those are some sharp teeth
A
We should go to St. Barts again
I
I never really liked Disney World
W
H
Z
Dining room mating habits
In one end, out the other
F
O
Show up late leave early syndrome
R
J
G
K
It's neo-po-post traditional
Dogs have easy lives
That kind of looks like balls
Pretty Assholes
Kiss me not
Teardrops and sand
Split from the survivors
C
Rip tide at antiques road show
Puddle Hopper
Medusa
New American billboard
S
N
The fat twin always get jealous
B
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
It's old but someone will take it
T
I think this used to be a sculpture
Before she got beat
E
Snozzberry
Tender St
That hole will heal in no time
Who needs a permit
V
Q
Just mash it down
D
Retired Batman
King-un-done
Who needs sisters
Tap
In case of emergency use liposuction
1940s hairstyles make me feel safe