Ryan Swanson

2010

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Retired Batman
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Before she got beat
Split from the survivors
New American billboard
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Who needs sisters
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
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Dining room mating habits
In one end, out the other
The fat twin always get jealous
In case of emergency use liposuction
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Teardrops and sand
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Grandma those are some sharp teeth
King-un-done
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Medusa
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Puddle Hopper
That kind of looks like balls
Poor mans logo
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Tender St
Show up late leave early syndrome
I'll wait until they are done
I never really liked Disney World
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Get off the couch
It's old but someone will take it
1940s hairstyles make me feel safe
Pretty Assholes
Can't complain about dinner
Who needs a permit
That hole will heal in no time
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Dogs have easy lives
Tap
Just mash it down
Kiss me not
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Rip tide at antiques road show
It's neo-po-post traditional
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Snozzberry
We should go to St. Barts again
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You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Beach sex only works in movies
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I think this used to be a sculpture
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