Ryan Swanson

2010

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D
Show up late leave early syndrome
Tender St
C
Tap
J
Snozzberry
The fat twin always get jealous
G
Medusa
Puddle Hopper
V
Kiss me not
Can't complain about dinner
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U
1940s hairstyles make me feel safe
Beach sex only works in movies
It's neo-po-post traditional
Retired Batman
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T
I never really liked Disney World
K
Who needs a permit
P
In case of emergency use liposuction
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
Before she got beat
A
That hole will heal in no time
I
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Teardrops and sand
B
S
I think this used to be a sculpture
Dogs have easy lives
In one end, out the other
M
We should go to St. Barts again
It's old but someone will take it
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
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Dining room mating habits
F
King-un-done
New American billboard
R
Get off the couch
Split from the survivors
Pretty Assholes
I'll wait until they are done
Poor mans logo
That kind of looks like balls
N
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Rip tide at antiques road show
Who needs sisters
Q
Just mash it down
Grandma those are some sharp teeth
E
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
H
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
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