Ryan Swanson

2010

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Puddle Hopper
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Before she got beat
New American billboard
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Show up late leave early syndrome
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That kind of looks like balls
Kiss me not
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Poor mans logo
Get off the couch
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Tap
I'll wait until they are done
It's old but someone will take it
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Pretty Assholes
Who needs sisters
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Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Beach sex only works in movies
We should go to St. Barts again
In case of emergency use liposuction
That hole will heal in no time
Medusa
Just mash it down
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Dining room mating habits
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Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
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The fat twin always get jealous
I never really liked Disney World
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You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
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Grandma those are some sharp teeth
Split from the survivors
Teardrops and sand
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She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
Retired Batman
Who needs a permit
Tender St
Snozzberry
1940s hairstyles make me feel safe
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Can't complain about dinner
It's neo-po-post traditional
Rip tide at antiques road show
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
I think this used to be a sculpture
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King-un-done
Dogs have easy lives
In one end, out the other
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