Ryan Swanson Collage
Split from the survivors
Put those between your legs and pull
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
And now we move
Before she got beat
blowpaper
My final answer
He also golfs a great game
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Dead Hummingbirds
Beheaded, just like her father...
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Fat girls have all the fun
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Have one for the marlboro man
It's drunk o'clock fattie
I think she put it in her purse
Rip tide at antiques road show
Reach around
Deep skin pearl necklace
King-un-done
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Propellor feet
Get your boobs out of my way
In case of emergency use liposuction
My face got eaten by her beauty
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
Chests with breasts
Jump squats in thongs
What you do with the seashell is your business
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
It's going to fall if you add anything to it
Vegas, baby
Not implants, just a little boost
Finger bumps
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Everyone likes twin shit
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Beach sex only works in movies
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
1940s hairstyles make me feel safe
I'm going to quit soon
Her father is the old one
Put some deodorant on that
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Hold the mayo
Cape cod teenager
This conference sucks
I'm saving up for a car
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Medusa
Stepping on toes
Church of houndstooth
Are you sure this isn't too big
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Clean-up the bathroom
Houndstooth homer
Retired Batman
Does this make me look fat?
He looks like my friend, Brian
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Style monster
Diamond back
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Without a red flag
New golf outfits
Check out these abs
I'd do anything to get her necklace
Mile high club
Tight places
I think it's a door jam
Tap
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Falling Backwards
Bed Heads
Thats going to ruin your posture
Chomping summer beach time
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Texting while crying
Dead of night, black as rain
Energize your workout
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Show up late leave early syndrome
Lets table that for now
Enough, you mean not enough
Against the passive wall
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Style Monster
Not that couch
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
Thats not going to fit in there
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Dining room mating habits
You need rodeo shoes for that
Now take another one of me flexing
Our attorney is here now
I roll like that
It felt hot coming out
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Poor mans logo
A pillar of ingenuity
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Still life with metro-sexual
To many legs
Not until we get to the other side
These guns do trim
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Drain
I still like that single ladies video
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
KINDA LIKE THAT OLD-TIMEY RECORD PLAYER THING
Rebounding and other bad habits
Glitter thighs
Monument to a better future
Squish, dash and dart
That kind of looks like balls
In one end, out the other
Octo-man
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Who needs a permit
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Carousal
It's going to last at least 12 hours
At Least It Doesn't Bite
I'm not going to let him know my name
Puddle Hopper
Congratulations, your arranged marriage has been placed on hold
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Workspace
Who needs sisters
Knots of experience
The swelling will go down eventually
Round and round we go
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Social climber
Fat man at a two top
The natives have cell phones
Your closet is huge
I'd like to buy a bird bath
I can't tell if I like it or hate it
Wonky-donk
Knock out
Kiss me not
on purpose after the accident
Thats not something you are allowed to touch
We should go to St. Barts again
Too drunk to dance
I still like that single ladies video
A monument to unused ideas
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Add an accent lamp to an otherwise dull room
Tickle my peacock
It's old but someone will take it
Teardrops and sand
I don't want to know her name
This won't hurt at all
I'll wait until they are done
I'm clapping, but I don't mean it
First pump
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
Regretful nightmares
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Excellence is obedience
I have no use for the letter
Central Administration
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
April is riding season
Middle management
Can't stop thinking about you
I think this used to be a sculpture
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Wreck my neck
Diamond dropper
Even condos can crumble
Bad habits die hard
Sit-ups are for losers
 ONCE A DIVA, ALWAYS A DIVA
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it