Ryan Swanson Collage
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Squish, dash and dart
Stepping on toes
It's old but someone will take it
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Your closet is huge
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
Regretful nightmares
Too drunk to dance
He looks like my friend, Brian
Against the passive wall
Thats going to ruin your posture
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Dead of night, black as rain
Hold the mayo
I'm not going to let him know my name
Glitter thighs
This won't hurt at all
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
Now take another one of me flexing
And now we move
Reach around
Central Administration
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Put some deodorant on that
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
A monument to unused ideas
Who needs sisters
It's drunk o'clock fattie
I have no use for the letter
Split from the survivors
You need rodeo shoes for that
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Bed Heads
I think it's a door jam
Before she got beat
Beheaded, just like her father...
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
1940s hairstyles make me feel safe
I roll like that
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
Medusa
Kiss me not
Sit-ups are for losers
Diamond dropper
In case of emergency use liposuction
Not until we get to the other side
Energize your workout
Fat man at a two top
Monument to a better future
Drain
He was kind of hot in the shinning
The swelling will go down eventually
Dining room mating habits
Everyone likes twin shit
Lets table that for now
Even condos can crumble
Fat girls have all the fun
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Style Monster
I think she put it in her purse
King-un-done
Teardrops and sand
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Knock out
I'll wait until they are done
Can't stop thinking about you
I'm clapping, but I don't mean it
These guns do trim
Elephant man regretted his color palette
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
This conference sucks
First pump
Tickle my peacock
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Are you sure this isn't too big
What you do with the seashell is your business
Knots of experience
Check out these abs
Style monster
Octo-man
Wonky-donk
Falling Backwards
Her father is the old one
Poor mans logo
Propellor feet
Clean-up the bathroom
In one end, out the other
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Social climber
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Vegas, baby
That fat bitch broke my shoe
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Deep skin pearl necklace
blowpaper
Wreck my neck
Show up late leave early syndrome
Enough, you mean not enough
Thats not going to fit in there
Cape cod teenager
Thats not something you are allowed to touch
I'd do anything to get her necklace
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
My final answer
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Tight places
Retired Batman
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Still life with metro-sexual
Who needs a permit
Round and round we go
Beach sex only works in movies
Texting while crying
Does this make me look fat?
It felt hot coming out
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Rip tide at antiques road show
A pillar of ingenuity
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Dead Hummingbirds
I'd like to buy a bird bath
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
The natives have cell phones
Workspace
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Carousal
Rebounding and other bad habits
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
 ONCE A DIVA, ALWAYS A DIVA
Middle management
Mile high club
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Diamond back
Jump squats in thongs
Not implants, just a little boost
Congratulations, your arranged marriage has been placed on hold
At Least It Doesn't Bite
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
I think this used to be a sculpture
on purpose after the accident
That kind of looks like balls
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
I'm going to quit soon
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
My face got eaten by her beauty
Get your boobs out of my way
Add an accent lamp to an otherwise dull room
I'm saving up for a car
He also golfs a great game
April is riding season
Have one for the marlboro man
Put those between your legs and pull
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Chests with breasts
KINDA LIKE THAT OLD-TIMEY RECORD PLAYER THING
We should go to St. Barts again
Houndstooth homer
Without a red flag
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
I can't tell if I like it or hate it
It's going to fall if you add anything to it
I still like that single ladies video
Chomping summer beach time
Puddle Hopper
I don't want to know her name
Church of houndstooth
New golf outfits
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Excellence is obedience
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Finger bumps
Our attorney is here now
Bad habits die hard
To many legs
Tap
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
Not that couch
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
I still like that single ladies video