Ryan Swanson Collage
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Split from the survivors
Are you sure this isn't too big
Congratulations, your arranged marriage has been placed on hold
Monument to a better future
Tap
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Style Monster
Fat man at a two top
Knock out
Octo-man
on purpose after the accident
Squish, dash and dart
Against the passive wall
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Deep skin pearl necklace
Church of houndstooth
Central Administration
 ONCE A DIVA, ALWAYS A DIVA
Have one for the marlboro man
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Your closet is huge
It's old but someone will take it
My face got eaten by her beauty
Dead Hummingbirds
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Excellence is obedience
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Too drunk to dance
What you do with the seashell is your business
In one end, out the other
Her father is the old one
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
I have no use for the letter
It felt hot coming out
Enough, you mean not enough
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Kiss me not
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Without a red flag
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
Rip tide at antiques road show
I can't tell if I like it or hate it
And now we move
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
The swelling will go down eventually
I'll wait until they are done
blowpaper
King-un-done
Show up late leave early syndrome
I think this used to be a sculpture
At Least It Doesn't Bite
He looks like my friend, Brian
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Cape cod teenager
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Round and round we go
Houndstooth homer
Who needs sisters
Before she got beat
Carousal
Everyone likes twin shit
Elephant man regretted his color palette
That kind of looks like balls
1940s hairstyles make me feel safe
To many legs
Poor mans logo
I still like that single ladies video
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Tickle my peacock
Add an accent lamp to an otherwise dull room
I'd do anything to get her necklace
Propellor feet
Diamond dropper
Stepping on toes
Does this make me look fat?
Falling Backwards
Beach sex only works in movies
Thats not going to fit in there
Medusa
Not that couch
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Not implants, just a little boost
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Workspace
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
You need rodeo shoes for that
April is riding season
Chomping summer beach time
Energize your workout
This conference sucks
Clean-up the bathroom
I'm clapping, but I don't mean it
It's going to fall if you add anything to it
He also golfs a great game
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
Middle management
Thats going to ruin your posture
Fat girls have all the fun
Wreck my neck
In case of emergency use liposuction
A monument to unused ideas
Texting while crying
Mile high club
I still like that single ladies video
He was kind of hot in the shinning
These guns do trim
Beheaded, just like her father...
Rebounding and other bad habits
Glitter thighs
I'm saving up for a car
Thats not something you are allowed to touch
Vegas, baby
Wonky-donk
Drain
A pillar of ingenuity
Regretful nightmares
Get your boobs out of my way
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Hold the mayo
Who needs a permit
The natives have cell phones
I think she put it in her purse
New golf outfits
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Put those between your legs and pull
Dining room mating habits
Knots of experience
I'm going to quit soon
I'm not going to let him know my name
Tight places
First pump
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Our attorney is here now
We should go to St. Barts again
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Jump squats in thongs
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Even condos can crumble
Not until we get to the other side
Social climber
Sit-ups are for losers
Still life with metro-sexual
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
My final answer
Retired Batman
KINDA LIKE THAT OLD-TIMEY RECORD PLAYER THING
Put some deodorant on that
Style monster
Diamond back
I'd like to buy a bird bath
Lets table that for now
Teardrops and sand
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Finger bumps
Chests with breasts
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Bed Heads
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Puddle Hopper
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Reach around
I roll like that
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Now take another one of me flexing
Can't stop thinking about you
Bad habits die hard
I don't want to know her name
I think it's a door jam
Check out these abs
I thought you were staying for pancakes
This won't hurt at all
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Dead of night, black as rain