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Now take another one of me flexing
Wreck my neck
Bad habits die hard
Thats going to ruin your posture
Reach around
Knock out
Put some deodorant on that
It felt hot coming out
I still like that single ladies video
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Even condos can crumble
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
In case of emergency use liposuction
Our attorney is here now
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
I roll like that
Without a red flag
Regretful nightmares
We should go to St. Barts again
Finger bumps
Who needs sisters
I'll wait until they are done
Before she got beat
Central Administration
Poor mans logo
1940s hairstyles make me feel safe
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
This conference sucks
Clean-up the bathroom
Wonky-donk
You need rodeo shoes for that
Get your boobs out of my way
Not until we get to the other side
That kind of looks like balls
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Dead of night, black as rain
Diamond dropper
The new mall has an ice skating rink
on purpose after the accident
Stepping on toes
Show up late leave early syndrome
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Monument to a better future
Octo-man
Are you sure this isn't too big
That fat bitch broke my shoe
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
 ONCE A DIVA, ALWAYS A DIVA
Beheaded, just like her father...
April is riding season
I'm clapping, but I don't mean it
Middle management
Rip tide at antiques road show
Cape cod teenager
I don't want to know her name
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Her father is the old one
Fat girls have all the fun
Who needs a permit
Can't stop thinking about you
I'd like to buy a bird bath
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
I think it's a door jam
The natives have cell phones
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Style Monster
I'm not going to let him know my name
Teardrops and sand
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
Your closet is huge
Mile high club
Fat man at a two top
It's going to fall if you add anything to it
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Put those between your legs and pull
First pump
Tickle my peacock
Excellence is obedience
Still life with metro-sexual
These guns do trim
Tap
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Thats not going to fit in there
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Energize your workout
Split from the survivors
My final answer
Jump squats in thongs
Social climber
What you do with the seashell is your business
I can't tell if I like it or hate it
I'm saving up for a car
Bed Heads
King-un-done
Rebounding and other bad habits
Enough, you mean not enough
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
Dead Hummingbirds
I still like that single ladies video
Vegas, baby
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
I have no use for the letter
Kiss me not
Too drunk to dance
Not implants, just a little boost
He looks like my friend, Brian
I think she put it in her purse
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Workspace
I'd do anything to get her necklace
Style monster
Against the passive wall
Congratulations, your arranged marriage has been placed on hold
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Thats not something you are allowed to touch
Deep skin pearl necklace
Knots of experience
In one end, out the other
He also golfs a great game
Everyone likes twin shit
I think this used to be a sculpture
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Houndstooth homer
And now we move
Have one for the marlboro man
Round and round we go
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
This won't hurt at all
Propellor feet
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
A pillar of ingenuity
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Add an accent lamp to an otherwise dull room
Lets table that for now
Dining room mating habits
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
I'm going to quit soon
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Texting while crying
My face got eaten by her beauty
Tight places
Church of houndstooth
Chomping summer beach time
Beach sex only works in movies
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Ya, but he can only do it two times
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Not that couch
A monument to unused ideas
Medusa
Check out these abs
Glitter thighs
Chests with breasts
blowpaper
Hold the mayo
Drain
Squish, dash and dart
Does this make me look fat?
New golf outfits
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Falling Backwards
Carousal
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
The swelling will go down eventually
Sit-ups are for losers
Retired Batman
It's old but someone will take it
To many legs
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Diamond back
KINDA LIKE THAT OLD-TIMEY RECORD PLAYER THING
Puddle Hopper
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